Post by Talon Windwaltz on Jan 3, 2007 3:24:53 GMT -5
So this was mostly an MSN exclusive until now. It all started a couple weeks ago when I talked to Yamaroshi over the messenger system and he proposed the idea of an 'FFU anime'. I told him, in response, that that was impossible, as we'd need
A. A Perverted Japanese Animator
B. Really Overdramatic Japanese Voice Actors
and lastly,
C. One Female Character on FFU renamed 'Big Breasts'
Also, individually, Talon would have to have a female voice actor and be a raging pervert in the Japanese version only that would be excluded entirely from the English one.
That said, we renamed Melia 'Big Breasts' and decided to go on with the story. However, that's not what I'm going to share with you all. My story takes place years after FFU is finished, in a supposed sequel with a plot (for corniness's sake) lovingly ripped off of Dragon Ball GT. I guess I'll get started now.
Post by Talon Windwaltz on Jan 3, 2007 4:09:40 GMT -5
*corny music starts playing*
WE FIGHT FOR LOVE THAT KEEPS US STRONG FOR IF WE DID NOOOOOT, WE'D ALL BE SCREWED! THE OBICON IS OUR LOVER, THE CIRCULAR DISCUS OF OUR LIVES IF WE DO NOT STRUGGLE TO DEFEAT MAJOR ENEMY WE ALL DIE
BUUUUUUUUT, AT TIMES OF PEACE, THERE IS HAPPY ALL AROUND HAPPY OF ENEMY VANQUISH
SPARKING THUNDER! KEEP ON TO YOUR HAPPY TIMES SPARKING THUNDER! POWER OF ELEMENTAL FURY!
MIGHTY SENTAI OF WIZARD WITCH COME FIGHT NOW! SAVE SCHOOL AND PLANET! FOR OBICON OUR LOVER AND FOR NECESSARY WIN! DRAGON MIGHT AND WIZARD WITCH MAGIC!!!!!!
BUUUUUUUUT, AT TIMES OF PEACE, THERE IS HAPPY ALL AROUND HAPPY OF ENEMY VANQUISH
SPARKING THUNDER! KEEP ON TO YOUR HAPPY TIMES SPARKING THUNDER! POWER OF ELEMENTAL FURY!!!!!!!!
Narrator: It has been several ten years since last our heroes seen in story. Each has gone to their own seperate lifestyle with all united by bond of love. Our heroic fighters, Surufu-chan and Frogoiru-kun, have been married and have a daughter. The mighty Rordu Azrairu-sama has grown old and since married pretty Marina-chan, having son of 17 years named Enokou-kun.
As for our own hero, Winduwartzu Tarin, he has since retired from his time at FFU and married pretty warrior Rezuna-chan, who have daughter named Haissu-chan who 14 years is. Though he is married, nothing can keep our hero from his travels, and even he is now looking...looking...!?!?!?!!?!!??!?!??
Talon: DAMN SEARCH I DO NOT FIND WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!
*He searches a dense jungle in some random location, finally coming across a Palace of considerable size*
Talon: AHA HERE IS ANCIENT PALACE OF FINDING
*within is a mysterious wizard*
Talon: YOU ARE THE WIZARD OF THE MYSTERIES
?: I am not the Wizard of the Mysteries...I am Great Powerful Sorcerer of Time and Space, herald of evil and all that is badness!
Talon: BADNESS?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? BUT I AM GREAT HERO TARIN WINDUWARTZU! YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE BADNESS OR I WOULD HAVE TO STOP YOU!
Time Sorcerer: YOU ARE GREAT TARIN-SAMA WHEN AS ADULT OF SO MANY YEARS BUT NOT WHEN I USE MY TIME AND SPACE MAGIC!!!!!!!!
Talon: NANI!?!?!?!?!?!? (Japanese for 'What', it's supposed to be crappy subtitles but I will always shout 'Nani')
Time Sorcerer: *fires beam of time magic at Tarin*
*disco music plays*
Talon: AIIII!!!!!! I AM BACK TO AGE WHEN I FIRST COME TO FORTRESSIAN PALACE I AM 11 YEARS OF AGE
Time Sorcerer: He, he, Tarin-chan! I could wipe you off face of Earth now but I will leave you to your child age!
Talon: Oh no! I am of young age, possibly not able to use my power! How can I continue search in such large clothes? How can I continue search as young boy? WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL REZUNA-CHAN!? AIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Triangle Tunnel, several days later*
Galadriel: Konichi-wa, Haissu-chan! Thank you for the coming of you today, I am lonely shopping alone!
Hayzie-chan: It's no problem, Garadurieru-chan, Father-san is on another one of mighty adventures again and Mother-san is always fine with me going places with you because your parents are old friends!
Galadriel: OH LOOK HOT GUYS
Hot Guys: Oh ha ha! We have big muscles look at us we super strong Mu ha ha ha ha ha!
Hayzie-chan: They not so tough they sad magic fighter watch I beat them
Galadriel: BUT THAT IS NOT POINT HAISSU-CHAN THEY...oh what am going to do I am with girl...
Hot Guys: HEY SWEETIE WE DO HAPPY HAPPY WITH YOU...
Hayzie-chan: YOU ARE OF BADNESS! YOU DESERVE NO JUSTICE FOR YOUR WOMANIZING WAYS!
Hot Guys: NANI!?!?!?!?!?
Hayzie-chan: BUT I WILL DUEL YOU AND SHOW YOU JUSTICE! *removes wand*
Talon: *arrives in crowd surrounding this little group of people* Nani? What is of the happening in this place?
*Hayzie-chan has stern look on face while the Hot Guys are terrified*
*Black haired fellow in leather jacket comes out of crowd*
Black Haired Wizard: I accept challenge!!!!!!!!
Hayzie-chan: Excellent!
*the two duel for two seconds, the Black Haired Wizard drawing his wand and Hayzie-chan blasting him away*
Black Haired Wizard: WOW SHE GOOD
Talon: *to person next to him* She is of me, you know!
Woman: *gives him weird look as he is a child*
Meriel: Haissu-chan! Haissu-chan!
Hayzie-chan: Merieru no Oba-san! Garadurieru-chan! We must escape before she catch us! *begins to run*
Galadriel: *doesn't even attempt*
Meriel: ACCIO HAISSU-CHAN! *calls back Haissu-chan* You are girl of badness, Haissu-chan, picking fights in middle of street who do you attempt to be your Father would not like this!!!!!
Hayzie-chan: Oba-saaaaaaaan...
Talon: IN MY WORDS
*disco music plays as Talon appears - focus stays on him for like....five minutes or so*
Talon: I thought it was cool!
Meriel: Ta...Tarin-dono? But you are...you are boy again!
Hayzie-chan: Nuh-uh, that ain't my Father! That is young boy who is smaller than I am!
Meriel: NO HAISSU-CHAN THIS IS FATHER OF YOU HE IS YOUNG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Hayzie-chan: HE MUST OF THE PROVING DO!
Talon: OK!!!!! LET US SEE IF I STILL HAVE THE POWER! *lightning sparks up his hair and his eyes turn violet* FULMINA!!!!!!!!!!
*lightning blast zips through crowd and destroys wall at far end*
Merchant: WOW!
Hayzie-chan: Oh my God...IT IS MY FATHER! WHAT IS MOTHER-SAN GOING TO SAY!?
Narrator: WHAT WILL REZUNA-CHAN SAY WHEN SHE DISCOVER HUSBAND OF HER IS YOUNG BOY ONCE MORE!? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING CHAPTER OF JAPANESE FFU!!!!!!
Hot Guys: HEY SWEETIE WE DO HAPPY HAPPY WITH YOU...
I will never forget that. As long as I live and breath. And die. And beyond that, too. And beyond reaching Kevin's Ultimate Palace of Cool and Tire Service Center in the sky.
Post by Talon Windwaltz on Jan 4, 2007 3:57:49 GMT -5
*corny music starts playing*
WE FIGHT FOR LOVE THAT KEEPS US STRONG FOR IF WE DID NOOOOOT, WE'D ALL BE SCREWED! THE OBICON IS OUR LOVER, THE CIRCULAR DISCUS OF OUR LIVES IF WE DO NOT STRUGGLE TO DEFEAT MAJOR ENEMY WE ALL DIE
BUUUUUUUUT, AT TIMES OF PEACE, THERE IS HAPPY ALL AROUND HAPPY OF ENEMY VANQUISH
SPARKING THUNDER! KEEP ON TO YOUR HAPPY TIMES SPARKING THUNDER! POWER OF ELEMENTAL FURY!
MIGHTY SENTAI OF WIZARD WITCH COME FIGHT NOW! SAVE SCHOOL AND PLANET! FOR OBICON OUR LOVER AND FOR NECESSARY WIN! DRAGON MIGHT AND WIZARD WITCH MAGIC!!!!!!
BUUUUUUUUT, AT TIMES OF PEACE, THERE IS HAPPY ALL AROUND HAPPY OF ENEMY VANQUISH
SPARKING THUNDER! KEEP ON TO YOUR HAPPY TIMES SPARKING THUNDER! POWER OF ELEMENTAL FURY!!!!!!!!
Narrator: IN LAST EPISODE...our hero WINDUWARTZU TARIN travel to hidden palace of finding...only to discover wizard of the mysteries, known as TIME SORCERER, who has turned our beloved Tarin-sama into Tarin-chan, young boy of 11! Later that day, HAISSU-CHAN and GARADURIERU-CHAN are shopping, and come across Tarin-chan! What happen NOW!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Rezna: *faints*
*Rezna is a good natured woman in her 30s, her hair tied up into a bun, but looks extremely weary*
Everyone else: REZUNA-CHAN!
Roan: Tarin-sama, this is all of the fault that is yours! Your adventures of magic and bravery result in dangerous consequences! Why you not stay home!?!??!!?!?
*Roan is a woman the same age as Rezna, but looks much younger and less weary, seeming like a perpetual fighter. She keeps her hair loose*
Forgoil: Wow Roon-chan, you are the one to be speaking on this topic.
*Forgoil is a tall, Scottish Gentleman with a bushy gray moustache and eyebrows, who wields a cane and wears a bowler hat*
Roan: *smacks Frogoiru-sama* Close in an upward direction, Frogoiru-kun!!!!!!
Sylph: Funny things to the place next, friends, what do we do about our old teacher who is now boy once more?
*Sylph is a woman a bit older than the rest, with purple hair that is cut short with a huge witch's steepled hat over her head*
Roan: Don't ask of me, Surufu-chan, I do not come up with things of this area.
Hayzie-chan: Oooh! Oooh! I have an idea! I have an idea!
Meriel: Be quiet, Haissu-chan, we are discussing your Father.
Hayzie-chan: BUT I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!!
Sylph: We could always figure out how to use the Time Sorcerer's skills ourself! Then we could do AWESOME TIME MAGIC OF MYSTERIES and save Tarin-sama at the same time!
Roan: Wow Surufu-chan...and how do you propose we do of this?
Sylph: Simple!
All: NANI!?
Sylph: ...I have no idea!
*all fall over*
Rezna: *to Roan* To be honest, I had always thought it'd be easier if he were a bit younger...but not this much younger! *bawls*
Roan: There there Rezuna-chan...see what you do, Tarin-chan!? *turns gigantic and screams in Tarin's face* YOU ARE HORRIBLE HUSBAND AND FAIL AT EXISTENCE!!!!!!!
Talon: Look I am of the apologetic, I will swear that if I can return to my adult self, I will never leave the house for anything but job again!
Rezna: *tears disappear* Really!?
Talon: Yes...
Rezna: *becomes empowered and points her finger in the air* THEN WHAT ARE WE OF THE WAITING FOR! WHAT IS YOUR IDEA, DAUGHTER OF MINE!?
Hayzie-chan: Finally! I was going to recommend going to Oji-san! He is smart with the power of mysteries!
Talon: Oji-san...? AZRAIRU-DONO!?
All: *with look of fear* AZRAIRU-SAMAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?!?!?
Hayzie-chan: ...yes...is there of an issue with going to him?
Forgoil: But Azrairu-sama is not to be trusted! He is of the badness!
Hayzie-chan: No he is of the negative! He is good Oji-san!
Rezna: TO AZRAIRU-SAMA IT IS! ONWARD MARCH!!!!!
Forgoil: I know I am going to be regretting....
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*Enoch Jeremiah, a boy of 17, is wearing a T-shirt that says 'Angelus Morti' on it and shorts, and is flicking his wand so that a ball flies around in the air while lying in the grass outside his house*
Hayzie-chan: Enokou-kun!
Enoch: Oh God, not her...
*group of adults arrives behind her*
Enoch: Nani!? Oh, greetings to, Rezuna no Oba-san...is Oji-san still on another magical adventure of bravery and strength?
Talon: No I am of the here, Enokou-kun!
Enoch: NANI!?!?!?!?!?!!??! BUT YOU ARE SMALL CHILD OF THE YOUNG 11 YEARS!!!!!!
Rezna: It's a long story Enokou-kun you shall hear when we go and speak with your Father-san inside your place of residence.
Forgoil: *to Surufu-chan* Though I am not too terribly excited to go into the place of residence of Azrairu-sama!!!!
Sylph: Oh stop being such a fearing, Frogoiru-chan.
Narrator: WHAT WILL HAPPEN!? NEXT CHAPTER WE FIND OUT!
Thank you very much for lighting my day with this fabulous fanfic... in short, we love you. Wow! I've been laughing my head off too, and my family are asking me to share (I'm on the couch in the sitting room), but I'm not sure they'd get it XD
Thanks Hayz! ^_^
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