Post by a jealous raven on Jan 4, 2007 22:15:52 GMT -5
that's the most beautiful thing I've read in awhile. it really and truly is. It's also hysterical and borderline brilliant.
*bats eyes frantically in the direction of jacob* can can can raven be in that...PUH-LEASE?! *smiles extensively and holds out her hands- palms up- to him as if giving him something* you can do whatever you'd like to her =D
Post by Talon Windwaltz on Jan 21, 2007 5:05:14 GMT -5
*corny music starts playing*
WE FIGHT FOR LOVE THAT KEEPS US STRONG FOR IF WE DID NOOOOOT, WE'D ALL BE SCREWED! THE OBICON IS OUR LOVER, THE CIRCULAR DISCUS OF OUR LIVES IF WE DO NOT STRUGGLE TO DEFEAT MAJOR ENEMY WE ALL DIE
BUUUUUUUUT, AT TIMES OF PEACE, THERE IS HAPPY ALL AROUND HAPPY OF ENEMY VANQUISH
SPARKING THUNDER! KEEP ON TO YOUR HAPPY TIMES SPARKING THUNDER! POWER OF ELEMENTAL FURY!
MIGHTY SENTAI OF WIZARD WITCH COME FIGHT NOW! SAVE SCHOOL AND PLANET! FOR OBICON OUR LOVER AND FOR NECESSARY WIN! DRAGON MIGHT AND WIZARD WITCH MAGIC!!!!!!
BUUUUUUUUT, AT TIMES OF PEACE, THERE IS HAPPY ALL AROUND HAPPY OF ENEMY VANQUISH
SPARKING THUNDER! KEEP ON TO YOUR HAPPY TIMES SPARKING THUNDER! POWER OF ELEMENTAL FURY!!!!!!!!
Narrator: LAST TIME WE SEE TARIN-CHAN AND FRIENDS...THEY GO TO AZRAIRU HOUSE!!!!!!!!
*house is full of test tubes, beakers, strange hanging alligators and other strange dissected magical creatures*
Enoch: MAMA-CHAN! WINDUWARTZU FAMILY AND OTHERS HERE TO SEE YOU!
Voice: NANI ENOKOU? WHAT YOU SAY?
Enoch: WINDUWARTZU FAMILY!!!!!!!!
Voice: Ohhhh sorry!
*Marina Jeremiah, a woman about Rezuna's age, pops up from behind the dissected corpse of a creature resembling a mix between a Cow and an Elephant*
Marina: Rezuna-chan! Very nice to see you in house! Oh...you bring...friends.
Sylph: Very nice seeing of you too, Marina-chan.
Forgoil: *grumbles about something or another*
Rezna: Marina-chan, we come for very important reason you see...
Marina: Yes, yes, we talk about it long time in tea room where we sit with pillows!
Rezna: No Marina, this is far too of the quickening.
Marina: Nani!? What be this that make you refuse tea in room where we sit with pillows!?
Rezna: This -
Talon: Hi Marina!
Marina: OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *dramatic background*
Enoch: WILL NOW EXPLAIN WHY!?
Rezna: *grabs Tarin-chan, who is looking boyishly at carcass* Not yet! We come to see Azrairu-dono!
Marina: Oh, Azrairu-chan? He is in attic reading book. AZRAIRU-CHAN!!!!!!!!
Azrael: *falls from attic* FWAH MARINA-CHAN WHY YOU YELL SO LOUD!
*Azrael Jeremiah, formerly 'Lord', is the ex-leader of the group Angelus Morti, and now tells cheap fortunes on the street during the day for cash. He is married to Marina, who supports the family by selling very elite and expensive potions*
Forgoil: AZRAIRU-SAMAAAAAAA!!!! *look of terror*
Sylph: *smacks Frogoiru* Oh be a non-female!
Marina: Winduwartzu-family in trouble!
Azrael: Since when I care about Winduwa - *sees Rezuna* Oh konichi-wa Rezuna-dono... *exchanges glances with Marina-chan*
Marina: Azrairu is always cranky when he falls from attic.
Rezna: AZRAIRU-DONO! *rushes over to him* You have to help with haste! Terrible thing happen to husband of mine!
Azrael: Oh? Where is Tarin-dono?
Talon: Right here!
Azrael: Eh? No you not Tarin-dono, you boy...dono.
Talon: No, no, I am me turned into a boy.
Azrael: I do not believe you go home.
Talon: No I am Tarin turned into boy!
Azrael: Rezuna-chan why you bring boy into our home who claim to be husband of yours he is strange and should not be left unattended.
Rezna: He is my husband!
Azrael: *exchanges glances with Marina* These people crazy! Rezuna-chan now picks up random people off street to be pedophile loves! I knew Tarin-dono had bad taste but...
Marina: For heaven's sake, Azrairu-chan, stop being an ignorant!
Azrael: Fine. Tarin-dono...or should I say, heh heh, Tarin-chan, how you get be boy?
Talon: Now I shall tell my story -
Narrator: HE TELL STORY OF SHOCKINGNESS AND ADVENTURE
Talon: And that how it happen!
Azrael: ZzZzZzZz *big bubble is connected to his nostril*
Talon: ...Azrairu-dono?
Azrairu: *bubble pops* Eh!? What!? WHAT IS BOY DOING IN MY HOUSE!? IS HE FRIEND OF ENOKOU-KUN?
Talon: Ugh...
*minutes later*
Azrael: Gragh. There is only one way of single that you can do to go back to original form. One. After that you are FINISHED! Understand?
Rezna: Go on! Go on! I must know!
Azrael: Sorcerer of Time and Space uses dimension powers to come here and go to place. There are other dimensions other than ours!
*no one seems surprised*
Azrael: And I can send you to them with divination powers, following the trail of the Sorcerer of Time and Space!
Rezna: Go on...
Azrael: Then when you catch Sorcerer of Time and Space, you bring him back to this dimension and force him to change you back!
Talon: AHA!
Enoch: Genius Father!
Forgoil: *to Surufu-chan* I could've thought of that one...
Roan: What is the catch of all this? It sounds too easy.
Marina: That's where I am in!
Talon: NANI!?
Marina: You only go in spirit form, and when you go to a dimension, you are stuck. After you finish searching one, and do not find him, use my red potion to go to the next one. If you do find him, send him back here with this blue potion!
Hayzie-chan: How fun! Potions of color!
Azrael: But I cannot send all of you, only three. Who go? MAKE YOUR DECISION!
Post by Talon Windwaltz on Jan 22, 2007 3:22:49 GMT -5
*corny music starts playing*
WE FIGHT FOR LOVE THAT KEEPS US STRONG FOR IF WE DID NOOOOOT, WE'D ALL BE SCREWED! THE OBICON IS OUR LOVER, THE CIRCULAR DISCUS OF OUR LIVES IF WE DO NOT STRUGGLE TO DEFEAT MAJOR ENEMY WE ALL DIE
BUUUUUUUUT, AT TIMES OF PEACE, THERE IS HAPPY ALL AROUND HAPPY OF ENEMY VANQUISH
SPARKING THUNDER! KEEP ON TO YOUR HAPPY TIMES SPARKING THUNDER! POWER OF ELEMENTAL FURY!
MIGHTY SENTAI OF WIZARD WITCH COME FIGHT NOW! SAVE SCHOOL AND PLANET! FOR OBICON OUR LOVER AND FOR NECESSARY WIN! DRAGON MIGHT AND WIZARD WITCH MAGIC!!!!!!
BUUUUUUUUT, AT TIMES OF PEACE, THERE IS HAPPY ALL AROUND HAPPY OF ENEMY VANQUISH
SPARKING THUNDER! KEEP ON TO YOUR HAPPY TIMES SPARKING THUNDER! POWER OF ELEMENTAL FURY!!!!!!!!
Narrator: DAY BEFORE YOU MEET FAMILY JUREMAYA AND WE HEAR THAT TARIN-CHAN CANNOT RETURN TO NORMAL SELF WITHOUT YET ANOTHER MYSTICAL ADVENTURE ACROSS DIMENSION - BUT WHO GO WITH?
Azrael: What you mean me too?
Rezna: I would be of the thinking that if three need go, the most capable of mystical adventure would be Tarin-chan, me, and you.
Azrael: WHAT YOU CRAZY!?
Rezna: NANI!?
Azrael: How you expect me take three on mystical adventure while also being ON mystical adventure! You crazy lady! I should reject offer!
Marina: Azrairu-chan! Rezuna-chan suffers!
Azrael: Fine. But I not go.
Enoch: It be me who go, Father, in the place where you would be.
Azrael: Nani!? No Enokou-kun, you not go, you get hurt and I need you to inherit the family business!
Forgoil: *to Surufu-chan* What business?
Azrael: I HEAR THAT! BUSINESS OF TELLING CHEAP FORTUNES NATURALLY! VERY IMPORTANT!
Marina: *on wit's end* Enokou-kun, JUST GO! Your Father is being an ignorant!
Enoch: Arigato Mama-san!
Rezna: Then it be settled! Tarin-chan, myself, and Son of Azrairu-dono go on mystical adventure!
Roan: Wait Rezuna-chan!
Rezna: Roon-chan?
Roan: I do not think it is the smartest choice of action for you to be going with husband.
Rezna: Why not!?!?!?!?
Roan: I mean no meanness, Rezuna-chan, but you are mother. The ne'er-do-well that be her Father is bad enough, but she cannot have you damaged as well! She need you!
Rezna: *looks over at Haissu-chan, who is grumbling about not being involved*
Hayzie-chan: *looks up and exchanges glances with her Mother*
Rezna: *back to Roon-chan* You are in the correct area, Roon-chan. I not go. But who go instead?
Roan: I will go. I am powerful Magician of Legendary Flame! Plus I wield power of DRAGON! I shall safeguard these boys!
Forgoil: *in head* As length as I'm not at the good will of Azrairu-sama...
Sylph: The chances of your survival be positive, Roon-chan.
Talon: So when do we go, Azrairu-dono!?
Azrael: That's Azrairu-SAMA to you, kid. And I send you right minute, I am fatigued of people in my house! Disturb my playtime!
Marina: Azrairu-chan means day that is singular. I need time to prepare inter-dimensional potions. You all stay in big room with pillows.
Forgoil: Be of your own mind, fellows, but I not. Surufu-chan and I go home now. Garadurieru-chan is most likely wondering when we get back.
Sylph: Husband of mine is correct. We leave. Have fun fellows! We come back tomorrow to see you off!
Rezna: *deep sigh* The most horrible of situations.
Hayzie-chan: *hugs her Mommy*
Rezna: *soft smile* Arigato, Haissu-chan. You make me happy.
*later that night*
Talon: CAN I PLAY WITH THIS!?
Marina: No.
Talon: CAN I PLAY WITH THIS!?
Marina: No.
Talon: HOW ABOUT THIS!?
Marina: No.
Talon: OOH OOH IF I ADD THIS WEIRD STUFF WHAT WILL HAPPEN!?
Marina: Tarin-sama BE CONTROLLED!
Talon: EEEEEEE SPARKY SPARKY LIGHTNING!!!!
Marina: NO TARIN-SAMA!
*boom*
*the next morning*
Marina: Companions! Even with certain...distractions...
*Tarin-chan is sitting tied up in corner of room*
Marina: ...I have been of the ability to create COLOR POTIONS OF TIME!!!!!
Enoch: Excellent Mama-san!
Galadriel: So Haissu-chan, what happen now? What you going to do?
Hayzie-chan: What do you mean?
Galadriel: You going to go on mystical adventure?
Hayzie-chan: I cannot, only three can go.
Galadriel: Since when that keep you?
Hayzie-chan: *smirks mischievously*
Forgoil: *unties Tarin-chan* Tarin-sama, be good and not mess up!
Talon: I not, Frogoiru-kun! I promise!
Rezna: *bends down to be on same level as Tarin-chan* Tarin-chan, please take care of self, you always get knack of trouble.
Talon: That is how I ended up here anyway, right!?
Rezna: That is correct. No bad this time! And look after Enokou-kun, he is boy.
Talon: Enokou-kun is son of Azrairu-dono, he can handle self.
Rezna: I suppose he can. *kisses him on the forehead* The chance of your survival be positive.
Azrael: Okay, enough of silly! I get bored of waiting! Let us begin!
*Azrairu hops around in a circle on one foot, holding a ruler, and muttering the lyrics to 'Hokey Pokey' in Engrish*
Talon: NANI!?
Azrael: GET IN CIRCLE FOOL!
Talon: *rushes into circle*
Azrael: Enokou-kun! Roon-chan!
*both follow suit*
Azrael: I NOW SEND TO OTHER DIMENSION! EACH, SPEAK YOUR NAME IN A SEQUENCE!
Talon: WINDUWARTZU TARIN! *disappears in a flash of light*
Enoch: JUREMAYA ENOKOU! *disappears in a flash of light*
Roan: ALAYA -
Hayzie-chan: FWAHHH!!!! *pushes Roan out of the circle forcefully*
Rezna: My baby!
Hayzie-chan: *super fast* WINDUWARTZU HAISSU! *disappears in a flash of light*
*all is left silent in room as Roon-chan faces the floor in shock and the rest all gather around solemnly*
Rezna: HAISSU-CHAN!!!!! HAISSU-CHAN!!!!! *rushes around the room knocking on walls* Haissu-chan? Haissu-chan! *sniffles and eyes fill with tears* I LOSE HUSBAND I DON'T WANT LOSE MY BABY TOO!!!!!!!
Azrael: *tries to sneak out out of room*
Rezna: YOU!!!!!!!!!! *faster than the speed of light grabs Azrairu-sama in a full Nelson* TELL ME WHERE MY BABY IS NOW!!!! *lifts him above her head angrily with flames rising in her eyes* NOW!!!!!!!!
Azrael: AHHH! HELP! HELP! SHE CRAZY!
Forgoil: *to Surufu-chan* Are you serious? She throttle Azrairu-sama like he is nothing!
Sylph: The Underworld does not contain any danger like a woman that is angry.
Galadriel: And Azrairu-san is just an ignorant anyway.
Marina: *sympathetically* Rezuna-chan...she be disappeared. Like Enokou-kun, there is no way to bring them back until they find Sorcerer of Time and Space.
Rezna: But...but...Enokou-kun is brave young man...Haissu-chan is just...a baby...
Marina: *hugs Rezuna-chan*
Narrator: AS OUR HEROES - WINDUWARTZU TARIN, JUREMAYA ENOKOU, AND WINDUWARTZU HAISSU TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND SPACE TO REACH FIRST DIMENSION, WE CAN ONLY WONDER WHAT ADVENTURES THEY SHALL FIND! NOW WHAT HAPPEN!?!?!?!?
Post more here, so Jacob stops throwing hissy fits about how no one posts in this thread so he should just give up.......or else he might throw another hissy fit and quit. <_<
Post by Talon Windwaltz on Jan 25, 2007 1:55:13 GMT -5
*corny music starts playing*
WE FIGHT FOR LOVE THAT KEEPS US STRONG FOR IF WE DID NOOOOOT, WE'D ALL BE SCREWED! THE OBICON IS OUR LOVER, THE CIRCULAR DISCUS OF OUR LIVES IF WE DO NOT STRUGGLE TO DEFEAT MAJOR ENEMY WE ALL DIE
BUUUUUUUUT, AT TIMES OF PEACE, THERE IS HAPPY ALL AROUND HAPPY OF ENEMY VANQUISH
SPARKING THUNDER! KEEP ON TO YOUR HAPPY TIMES SPARKING THUNDER! POWER OF ELEMENTAL FURY!
MIGHTY SENTAI OF WIZARD WITCH COME FIGHT NOW! SAVE SCHOOL AND PLANET! FOR OBICON OUR LOVER AND FOR NECESSARY WIN! DRAGON MIGHT AND WIZARD WITCH MAGIC!!!!!!
BUUUUUUUUT, AT TIMES OF PEACE, THERE IS HAPPY ALL AROUND HAPPY OF ENEMY VANQUISH
SPARKING THUNDER! KEEP ON TO YOUR HAPPY TIMES SPARKING THUNDER! POWER OF ELEMENTAL FURY!!!!!!!!
Narrator: LAST TIME WE SEE OUR HERO WINDUWARTZU TARIN AND FRIENDS THEY GO FROM FFU WORLD TO HIDDEN SUPER DIMENSION...BUT WHAT IS THAT!? WE SEE...NOW!
*POOF*
Talon: Owwie! My rear is in the severe of pain!
Enoch: WHAT THE FUCK JUST OCCURED HERE!?
Talon: Enokou-kun are you in the clear to say such words?
Enoch: This is show of Japanese origin, we curse long time.
Talon: Yes. *continues to mouth words*
*Enokou-kun looks around to see they are in a deep forest with lots of brush and prickly thorns, the world obviously a different one from their own*
Enoch: I am assuming to be correct in that this place is not the one we are originally from.
Talon: Wait - where is Roon-chan our ally?
Hayzie-chan: Ow! How is it that I was not informed of the pain that comes from that?
Talon and Enoch: HAIIIIIIIIIISU-CHAN!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?
Hayzie-chan: ...Hi?
Enoch: YOUNG LADY YOU ARE NOT OF THE RIGHT TO FOLLOW US ON MYSTICAL ADVENTURE? DO YOU KNOW THE DANGER INVOLVED? Come Tarin-sama, speak to daughter of you about danger!
Talon: Well...I always knew that you would be more like me than Rezuna-chan...
Hayzie-chan: So I can stay?
Talon: There is no visible way to me that you could go back.
Hayzie-chan: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Enoch: *sweatdrop* You are kidding me, right?
Guards: IF THERE ARE PEOPLE IN DEEP FOREST PLEASE REVEAL SELF NOW SO WE DO NOT NEED TO SPEAR.
Talon: A battle! The exciting tension builds!
Enoch: We surrender!
Hayzie-chan: *kicks him* Baka!
Chief Guard: Good *raises visor of helmet* ...thou art strange folk to be wandering in woods, what art thou?
*The Chief Guard is a man with a very bushy moustache and a very traditional Japanese tongue*
Hayzie-chan: We are-
Enoch: We are Wizards!
Chief Guard: WIZARDS?! THEN THOU MUST SERVE THE VILE KAIN-DONO, DEMON WIZARD KING! WE HAD NO REASON TO TALK WITH THEE! *lowers visor* CHARGE!!!!!!!
Talon: MAGICAL GUST OF KAMIKAZE!!!!!!! *blasts the Guards away with tornado*
Chief Guard: Ugh...thou wizards shall now proceed to kill me, aye?
Enoch: Now why would we do so terrible a thing?
Chief Guard: Thou serveth the vile Demon Wizard King, doth thou not?
Talon: I never have seen the Demon Wizard King you speak of in your talk. Tell more.
Chief Guard: Thou dost not? Very well. *stands up* Mine name is Derufinu Thureru, Master Samurai of the Imperial Avarenu, who are the rulers of this land.
Talon: The name of myself is Winduwartzu Tarin. This is my daughter, Winduwartzu Haissu.
Enoch: *formally* And they call -
Thurel: BY THE GODS THAT DWELL IN THE UPWARD DIRECTION! HOW DOTH - How doth thou have such a daughter at such an age of youth? I sense'd that thou were not normal, Wizard child, when thou blast'd my armies asunder, but not by this much!
Enoch: AHEMU.
Thurel: Hai?
Enoch: I am Juremaya Enokou. It may be difficult for you to hear, but since you already believe in the presence of Wizards, it will be of the easier. We are not of this dimension. In our world, Winduwartzu Tarin is great hero and has been troubled by a dimension traveling Sorcerer of Time and -
Thurel: CURS'D IN THE UPWARD DIRECTION'S MIGHT! The Villain Sorcerer! We know all of that wretch'd monster! Yes, thou would be of the best interest to save thine story for our Emperor, Herucerudesu Eruyanu, who dwell in not far off Imperial Palace. He would be of the best to hear the tale.
Tarin: Take us to Palace!
*They arrive at Palace*
Haissu-chan: Wow! Palace! Beautiful place of magic!
Guards: Speak thine name and enter.
Thurel: Derufinu Thureru, Master Samurai of Dynasty Herucerudesu. Of me is mighty Winduwartzu Tarin of land that is distant, and powerful companions Juremaya Enokou and Winduwartzu Haissu.
Guards: Thou mayeth enter. Derufinu-Sempai, Eruyanu-Tei seeks you to be his council.
Talon: So you say you're at war with this Kain-dono?
Thurel: Kainma-daimao, the Demon Wizard King Kain, used to be a ruler of cooperation with our own, Eruyanu-Tei, up until he was visited by the Sorcerer of Time and Space of which thou speaketh before.
Enoch: Being of Monster and Hell!
Hayzie-chan: My hatred of this person grows!
Thurel: Hai, whatever monster this being is he is of the terrible heritage. We know not exactly what Sorcerer of Time and Space did to Kain to make him Kainma-Daimao, but whatever he did, the Kainma-Daimao...he destroyed one of our cities with the magical powers of Hell. We are deeply worried.
Talon: When I look upon him again we shall see vengeance.
*they arrive at Throne Room*
Hornblower: *blows horn*
Thurel: *unsheathes sword and places it before the Emperor and Empress* Gods of upward direction above and present location below, my Masters. Thine humble mortal slave, Derufinu Thureru, is here to be thine council.
Emperor Elyan: Thureru-chan, my friend that is dearest, forget the formalities of Gods and Ancestries. Thou art like a brother to me and likewise an adoption of the Gods themselves. Stand proud and speak. Tell me the names of the people you have brought.
Talon: Eruyanu-Tei... *he bows* I am Winduwartzu Tarin, a Wizard that means no harm to thee. I come from another Dimension that has also been troubled by the Sorcerer of Time and Space.
Emperor Elyan: HAI! THE MONSTER OF HELL THAT HAS BROUGHT DISTRESS TO MINE AVARENU ALSO BRING HELL TO OTHERS!
Enoch: My name is Juremaya Enokou, Eruyanu-Tei, and this is probably the third time in this damn serial we've been introduced.
Hayzie-chan: Do I even really need to introduce myself again?
Emperor Elyan: No need, I'll just scroll up if the necessary occurs. So to skip necessary plot points, thou art the Father of this young lady, who was in turn turned into a child by the Monster of Hell?
Talon: That is correct.
Empress Rianne: Do I get a line?
Emperor Elyan: No, Rianna-chan, thou gets nothing.
Empress Rianne: Oh.
Thurel: It was the information given to me at a previous time that I was to council you?
Emperor Elyan: Ah yes, Thureru-chan! And what good tidings these strangers bring! By my scrolling up of the page, I see that they blast'd away thine armies, yes?
Thurel: That is correct.
Emperor Elyan: And that is of the idea that they art very powerful Wizards, may of the not your soldiers are weak.
Thurel: Unlikely.
Emperor Elyan: THEN WE SHALL USE THESE NEW AIDS TO OUR ADVANTAGE! YOU AND THESE THREE SHALL INFILTRATE MAGE CITY AND THEN ATTACK MAKAIN-DAIMAO AND HIS EVIL ACCOMPLICE! THEY GET REVENGE AND SO DO WE!
Thurel: Brilliant! Do you agree?
Hayzie-chan: Was this the plot of the entire entry?
Thurel: Yes!
Hayzie-chan: Fiiiiiine...we agree.
Enoch: Hey! I make the -
Talon: I'd never refuse! Plus we are of the needing to find the Sorcerer of Time and Space anyhow...
Enoch: How do I get dragged into this...?
Narrator: OUR HEROES GO TO FIGHT AGAINST DEMON WIZARD KING AND HIS ACCOMPLICES FOR FATE OF IMPERIAL AVARENU! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
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Missing the old MH: gotta say missing when MH and all that was around.
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Willow_lazy: why tf are there 400 posts about adidas
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Azrael: hold onto your pantaloons
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