Post by Morgan Pendragon on Jul 25, 2012 19:21:47 GMT -5
[INT: old west city hall. the TOWNSFOLK drag in an OBSCURED FIGURE to where the MODERATOR is waiting.]
MOB O’ TOWNSFOLK An injun! We found an injun! An injun! An injun! An injun! An injun! We got an injun! An injun! An injun! Hang her! Hang her! Hang her!
SALOON GIRL MURY We found an injun. May we hang her?
MOB O’ TOWNSFOLK Hang her! Hang! Hang her! Hang her!
MODERATOR How do you know she is an injun?
TELEGRAPH OPERATOR AMIRA She looks like one.
MOB O’ TOWNSFOLK Right! Yeah! Yeah!
MODERATOR Bring her forward.
ASHELLE (wearing a bad POCAHONTAS cosplay) I'm not an injun. I'm not an injun.
MODERATOR Uh, but you are dressed as one.
ASHELLE They dressed me up like this.
MOB O’ TOWNSFOLK Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
ASHELLE And this isn't my hair. It's a wig.
~ASHELLE takes off a POORLY MADE wig to reveal her natural hair~
MODERATOR Well?
MURY Well, we did do the wig.
MODERATOR The wig?
~the MODERATOR gives the TOWNSFOLK a STERN LOOK born from many years of working with children. the TOWNSFOLK are INTIMIDATED~
MURY And the moccasins, but she is an injun!
AMIRA Yeah!
MOB O’ TOWNSFOLK We hang her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
MODERATOR Did you dress her up like this?
MURY No!
AMIRA and FUF No. No.
AMIRA No.
MURY No.
AMIRA and FUF No.
MURY Yes.
AMIRA Yes.
MURY Yes. Yeah, a bit.
DOC FUF A bit.
MURY and AMIRA A bit.
FUF A bit.
MURY She has got a headdress.
MODERATOR What makes you think she is an injun?
FUF Well, she killed me with her tomahawk.
MODERATOR A tomahawk?
FUF I got better.
AMIRA Hang her anyway!
MURY Hang!
MOB O’ TOWNSFOLK Hang her! Hang! Hang her!
MODERATOR Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is an injun.
MURY Are there?
AMIRA Ah?
MURY What are they?
MOB O’ TOWNSFOLK Tell us! Tell us!
AMIRA Do they hurt?
MODERATOR Tell me. What do you do with injuns?
AMIRA Hang!
MURY Hang!
MOB O’ TOWNSFOLK Hang! Hang them up! Hang!
MODERATOR And what do you hang apart from injuns?
MURY More injuns!
~ the PARODY dissolves into UTTER CHAOS. ASHELLE the INJUN is hanged. the TOWNSFOLK rejoice.~
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