Old West Day Three Voting

[Morgan Pendragon]

Turns out there was quite a bloodbath last night. But before we get to it, y’all see that The Daily Telegraph reads:

Which might leave something for figurin’ if Chika wasn’t shot dead in her war paint and feathers. Looks like Chika was killed with her bow still drawn. Well, isn’t this a mighty strange thing to find. Chika’s arrows are lodged in Xander’s throat. Xander has his gun drawn as well, and it’s pointed at the dead body of Nellie who, it looks like, is the one that killed Chika.

CHIKA the INJUN
XANDER the OUTLAW
and
NELLIE the DESPERADO
have all died.

Who will be the next to the gallows?

[Amira Raines]

Mayu

[Mayu Shiikawa]

Alas, I have been thwarted. I guess there's nothing left to do but lynch myself.
So, ME!

[Professor O'Conner]

Mury, y'all

[Arc]

Mayu

[Davi]

Well, sassafras. Mayu it is - defendin' baddies is a bad re-election move!

[Fernando Ubertini Fitzgerald]

mayu

[Mury 6.0]

Ashelle, why the hell would you vote for me? As an unbelievably sexy saloon girl, I have been serving you drinks and engaging in sexual intercourse with you for quite some time, and I'll be damned if my service is less than spectacular. I'll have you know that I am specially trained in a very difficult art involving the squeezing of my vaginal muscles in a special manner, the intent being to cause you to orgasm very powerfully, deep inside me. In fact, as a direct result of all the ejaculation you have been doing inside my vagina, I am pregnant with your child. He will be a boy, I can feel it. His penis will be beautiful, like his abs and calves, and I will allow him to engage in sexual intercourse with myself and my fantastic vagina.

Since, even after all majestic sexual intercourse and serving of alcoholic beverages, you still feel I am a bad guy and deserve to be hanged, then I can comfortably say my gloriously-endowed son will be better off without a living biological father.


I vote to lynch Ashelle.

That all said, I am still rather new to this whole 'woman' thing, and so I find I am an emotional wreck right now. I wouldn't mind if a fellow female, perhaps Teagan or Roan, kept me company tonight and showed me how females generally go about dealing with break-ups.

[Morgan Pendragon]

MAYU the INJUN is lynched.