Post by Mayu Shiikawa on Jul 7, 2012 3:26:19 GMT -5
So, you all wake up in your early 1950's rich white neighborhood. Man, it sure is a good day to be rich, white and fat!
Everyone listens to the Radio news in the morning, and honestly, in the middle of the Red Scare, you wouldn't NOT want to, unless you want to be called some sorta COMMIE...
The morning radio blairs, "Arc and Channah are seen consuming large quantities of alcohol, both suspected of being a Drunk!"
Well, now, that hardly matters. Everyone is all alive, right? Let's read the paper. And by paper, I mean tabloids.
"Arc and Mury both Paranoid Gun Nuts! Be careful when killingmrgfltpsdfga--"
Wow, what did Salamander Smith, our wonderful columnist do? Bang his head on the typewriter? Well, of course, because he was killed. Lord knows why they didn't retype that column...
Post by Mayu Shiikawa on Jul 7, 2012 17:18:47 GMT -5
Keagan: 4 Anyone else: 0
And so, "Get KEAGAN!" Channah cries, and everyone else goes, "Oh, okay."
So you all grab your golfclubs and flashlights, because none of you have pitchforks or torches. I mean, how POOR do people think you ARE? Torches and pitchforks? So last millennium.
You march on over to Keagan's house. It's all big and white. Huh, fancy digs. He must be really good at this imitating rich people thing. You bust in on him and start beating him to death.
About two hours later, you're still beating him to death. GOD, he's taking a long time to kill. Must be all the bodyguards in suits.
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