Post by Talon Windwaltz on Mar 2, 2009 17:04:13 GMT -5
Talon bowed his head. "Yes, I know you're all ready for it. The best evil character award. I'd oblige any women with children to please escort them outside of the Hall for this next one because it might get a little...well, spooky in here. For those brave enough to stick around, I have more than a few...nasty...words to say about this next winner. From destroying hundreds of lives and half our school in the Shadow War, to leaving our Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor battered and broken in a Hospital Wing bed..."
Talon coughed up a laugh, "Well, let's just say that this guy's an awful monster and deserves this award more than anyone I can think of. I present the award for Best Evil Character to that one...the Shadow Without a Name!"
A cold, bitter chill drifted through the room, sending goosebumps up the spines of-
Oh to hell with it all.
With a round of forced applause brought on by a mixture of fear and the Imperius curse, the unnamed Shade which had done all the evil things he was accredited with, plus a few other horrific acts, took the stage with an air of bravado and charm. He wore a lavish, royal purple tuxedo. Of course, his wand was held to the head of some little first year he had picked up on his way up there, threatening her with death if anyone made a move on him.
"I would first like to thank," came the magically amplified voice, which was either holding back tears of joy or some sort of demonic chuckle, "Those of you who voted for me. It means a lot to me, it does, to be recognized as evil."
He blew off the head of the "first year", sending confetti and glitter everywhere. Also some blood.
"Haha, oh joy," he chuckled, "Well enough with my tomfoolery. I would next like to thank Talon Windwaltz, for being a constant adversary in times when, sometimes, evil has nothing to fight. You were there for me in the worst of times, and the other worst of times. I hope you have the memories, still, of that night we shared together, when we made something truly beautiful.
"And by that I mean that one time we made a cake.
"Next I would like to thank Robinson Antares Scorpius, a man who really should be here tonight, in my place, roasting over a pit fire. I really thing we should put a pit right here. This would be wonderful for parties.
"My next thank you goes to the other nominees for this award, for being tragic anti-heroes. Sometimes you just have to shut up, stop making elaborate plans for the perfect future, and just drop the bomb already."
There was a terribly ominous whistling noise outside, as if something was falling from a great height.
"And that is my cue for the night. Thanks folks, and enjoy what's left of your lives."
With an overly dramatic bow, the figure of the unnamed Shadow poofed into a spray of confetti, glitter, and anthrax.
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