Post by Talon Windwaltz on Mar 2, 2009 17:03:55 GMT -5
Talon laughed, "Well remember how I said before that Malachy's mishap was responsible for one of our awards tonight? Well here we have it, folks! The award for Cutest Couple! Now I know that many quote unquote "couples" came into being that day of which will never be spoken of again...but apparently it was one all of you found quite precious. Or at the very least, dare I say it -" and at this point Talon took on quite a different voice, "arousing."
A giggle came from the audience.
"This award goes to Sparky Cobalt - oh boy isn't he just the best tonight - and Orca Call!"
Somewhere, out in the crowd, came a faint "noooooo". Students turned to look, curious, and laughter rippled through the crowd at the sight of Orca dragging Sparky toward the stage.
"Sparky, we won, they are expecting us to go up there," the lycan explained, happily dragging Sparky along as though he were no more than a sack of feathers. "Do you want to let everyone down? No, you don't."
Beaming, Orca tossed Sparky over his shoulder and made his way onto the stage in a series of superhuman bounds, landing neatly and plopping the poor boy down before immediately latching onto him in a clingy hug.
Orca was dressed very nicely for the occasion, which was an improvement on his preferred status of not being dressed at all. He wore black dress pants that didn't have rips in them, an untucked white dress shirt with a very loosely and sloppily knotted black tie around his neck, and his usual scuffed black-and-white converses on his feet. He had even thought about brushing his hair, before it occurred to him that the time spent doing so could be better spent acquiring a chocolate milkshake, which he still held in his free hand. Besides, the whole 'touseled' look was popular nowdays, no? No? Oh well.
ANYWAY as I was going on about Orca's appearance, a paragraph the majority of readers will skip anyway, the audience was reacting to the arrival of the two on stage. The majority of the males were perplexed and slightly nauseated at the realization that the pretty 'girl' they had seen so often around the campus was actually a boy. Several staggered out of the hall, debating their sexuality and whether they should call their mothers right away and get the whole 'coming out' thing out of the way immediately, or leave it to stew and finally erupt during Thanksgiving dinner years in the future. The females, however, were going wild. Several dozen had already formed SparkyxOrca fanclubs and were screeching and jumping up and down with home-made banners (ex: "SPARKY AND ORCA OMG R TEH HAWT!!! <3333" and "WE <3 SPARKY U SEME!!!!!") in their little fangirly hands.
Orca's teal eyes glowed brightly as he addressed the audience. "Thank you sooooo much for this! Honestly, I have no idea why we got it, or what any of this fuss about some love potion is about, but sweet! I love being paired off with obviously straight men who I have little to no sexual feelings for! Yeah! Oh, Sparky has to say something too, c'mon sweetie honeypie darlingcake." He swiftly kissed Sparky on the cheek and pulled the boy around so he, too, was facing the audience.
Post by Sparky Cobalt on Mar 3, 2009 2:16:10 GMT -5
Oh, no.
Not again.
Sparky just about died when Orca picked him up--in front of all these people no lessohgodthisremindedhimofvalentinesohmanthisisnotagoodplacetorememberthat--and carried him towards the stage. How could this be happening? How did word of that incident leak out, anyway? What did he do to deserve this? All he wanted was to sit and watch people get awards, but no, here he was again, in front of too many people and uncomfortable pants, if you know what I mean.
He was barely holding in his tears as Orca dropped him, jumped on him, and managed to spill chocolate--milkshake?! when had he had time to acquire that and where was his--all over the back of his 'good' hoodie. Why, why was he in front of all these people...
He sniffled a little and stared at his feet as Orca made his 'speech'.
But oh no-
oh no he didn't-
no, he wasn't going to-
nooooo
He was going to refuse to speak, but then Orca kissed his cheek. "Oh" came out of his mouth, and well, once you get started, you have to finish, am I right? I am. I think. Wait, what're we talking about again?
"I-I-I-I um" Oh, dear, his stuttering was worse than ever before, and he could feel an embarassed tear run down his cheek.
He took a breath, to try and calm himself, but instead, ended up saying in a dead pan matter, a 'mood killer' of sorts.
"I'm not gay..."
And with that, face bright red and hiding behind his hair, he sobbed and grabbed Orca's hand and ran with an unsparky-like power back away from the stage and out of the hall.
Adrenaline does all sorts of things to you, I suppose.
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