Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2010 2:50:13 GMT -5
Alright y'all, the votes have been sent, tallied, and voila! Here're your Bloody Bludger winners. Or losers. Of course, it's all about attitude or you'll never get anywhere in life, kiddos. Just like the bunch of layabouts whose names I will be listing shortly. Or maybe you have aspirations to be just like them someday. I'm not gonna judge you flops.
I'm gonna keep it short and sweet to minimize the damage done by my sleep-deprivation induced caffeine fueled ramblings.
Dumbest Gryffindor - It was a close race, but after a long series of really stupid shit, Felix Genero managed to out-dumb Willow with some shocking ingenuity rarely seen in idiots, landing him the Dumbest Gryffindork award. Congrats, Felix. You deserve this.
Most Condescending Slytherin - This one was over before it began, with Layne Larkin dominating the competition in the ensuing bitch-fest with pure unadulterated bitchiness and easily snagging the Most Condescending Slytherscrub title. Now someone go knock her down a peg already.
Most Airheaded Hufflepuff - An overwhelming win for Lorraine Cunningham! We had plenty of candidates competing for the position, but Lorraine effortlessly took the definition of airhead to a whole new level, leaving the rest of the ditzy hopefuls in a trail of dust bunnies specially bred in the empty space between her ears.
Most Stuck-up Ravenclaw - Teagan Monolayre's special brand of snottiness is unbeatable. Mury got no votes. End of story.
Town Drunk - A contest that was exciting to the end, each and every candidate was matched shot for shot in a drinking contest never seen before on FFU! Just when it seemed there would be no end in sight, Roan crashes the party, kicks both Mury and Anil's asses and drags them off. Orca Call was the only man left standing. Sitting. Sprawled under the table. Congratulations Orca! Have fun with that hangover.
Site Slut - Originally, the votes pointed to Roan Aliagh as the winner. However, she has repeatedly assured me that bad things would happen if Roan won this award. So, many grave warnings and contemplation later, I came to a compromise. Since the scoring was quite close for all three characters, we're announcing Devon as site slut! Remember to use protection!
The Virgin - Despite a number of candidates who have a solid record of failing to score, the clear favorite was Talon Windwaltz, the magical Disney prince we all love. Our lightning mage maintained a steady lead, and obtained the title of The Virgin. Should he ever tire of it, however, the Site Slut trio could always teach him a few things.
Flaming Homo - It seemed that Orca was a lock-in for this award, but he faced unprecedented competition from severe closet-case Sparky Cobalt! In the end however, Orca Call pulled ahead and claimed the title of Flaming Homo. All he's missing now is a gay lisp.
Wangsty Emo - In an FFU-wide sobfest and wrist-slashing attention seeking, no one candidate stood out as particularly embodying this award. Finally, as the contest reached a close, Roan Aliagh pulled ahead by a tiny margin. And since everyone was sick of listening to the whining, we gave her the award. Everyone else got a razor as a consolation prize.
Best Crack Pairing - Many hopefuls were immediately eliminated from the first round, their empty ship sinking disgracefully to the depths of the ocean. However, the surviving couples that were left competed fiercely for the coveted title of Best Crack Pairing. It was a draw until rabid yaoi fangirls obsessed with unhealthy relationships flooded the call lines and voted off everyone except Leseur Follet and Arthur Wyndham. They then went on to write trashy smut. The end.
Resident Badass - After an epic badass battle too badass to describe in mere words, Anil Hawkins eventually emerged from the dust with fanservice-y clothing damage as the victor! (Hey, we have a female demographic to target!) Orifiel, Romulus, and Tiberus suffered similar treatment of course. (Pretty bishie man, vampire shota, manly he-dude, we have the whole freaking set. Boy, we're pretty desperate for that female audience, huh? >.>)
Overpowered Bastard - That dude that no one wants to play with cuz he's a freaking munch. Reserved for Mury. He doesn’t deserve to be bolded or colored. Cuz munchkins suck.
Before we start the thread awards, I have to say that each nomination fully deserved recognition. It was great to see so many awesome threads that may not have been read otherwise. All the winners won by a margin of 1 or 2 votes, so competition was close. I hope that people will take the time to look at the other nominees if they haven't already. Now without further ado:
Most Epic Entrance - Also the most epic exit. That one where Phugs walks out, sees the giant-ass dragon, and walks the fuck back inside. Good move.
Most Epic Battle - When Lucius Dante Inferno, the KFC, a dragon, a tree, and dark wizards and shit all decided to start knocking heads. Won by sheer hilarity factor.
Most Epic Fail - A loose bird in the library led to shat-on sammiches and a ten-Hugglepuff pileup, blasting their house points into the negatives. Again. Puffers have some real talent here.
Most Epic Prank - The infamous Valentine's Day shenanigans squeaked into first place.
That's all, y'all. Now for some fucking sleep.
I'm gonna keep it short and sweet to minimize the damage done by my sleep-deprivation induced caffeine fueled ramblings.
House Awards
Dumbest Gryffindor - It was a close race, but after a long series of really stupid shit, Felix Genero managed to out-dumb Willow with some shocking ingenuity rarely seen in idiots, landing him the Dumbest Gryffindork award. Congrats, Felix. You deserve this.
Most Condescending Slytherin - This one was over before it began, with Layne Larkin dominating the competition in the ensuing bitch-fest with pure unadulterated bitchiness and easily snagging the Most Condescending Slytherscrub title. Now someone go knock her down a peg already.
Most Airheaded Hufflepuff - An overwhelming win for Lorraine Cunningham! We had plenty of candidates competing for the position, but Lorraine effortlessly took the definition of airhead to a whole new level, leaving the rest of the ditzy hopefuls in a trail of dust bunnies specially bred in the empty space between her ears.
Most Stuck-up Ravenclaw - Teagan Monolayre's special brand of snottiness is unbeatable. Mury got no votes. End of story.
Character Awards
Town Drunk - A contest that was exciting to the end, each and every candidate was matched shot for shot in a drinking contest never seen before on FFU! Just when it seemed there would be no end in sight, Roan crashes the party, kicks both Mury and Anil's asses and drags them off. Orca Call was the only man left standing. Sitting. Sprawled under the table. Congratulations Orca! Have fun with that hangover.
Site Slut - Originally, the votes pointed to Roan Aliagh as the winner. However, she has repeatedly assured me that bad things would happen if Roan won this award. So, many grave warnings and contemplation later, I came to a compromise. Since the scoring was quite close for all three characters, we're announcing Devon as site slut! Remember to use protection!
The Virgin - Despite a number of candidates who have a solid record of failing to score, the clear favorite was Talon Windwaltz, the magical Disney prince we all love. Our lightning mage maintained a steady lead, and obtained the title of The Virgin. Should he ever tire of it, however, the Site Slut trio could always teach him a few things.
Flaming Homo - It seemed that Orca was a lock-in for this award, but he faced unprecedented competition from severe closet-case Sparky Cobalt! In the end however, Orca Call pulled ahead and claimed the title of Flaming Homo. All he's missing now is a gay lisp.
Wangsty Emo - In an FFU-wide sobfest and wrist-slashing attention seeking, no one candidate stood out as particularly embodying this award. Finally, as the contest reached a close, Roan Aliagh pulled ahead by a tiny margin. And since everyone was sick of listening to the whining, we gave her the award. Everyone else got a razor as a consolation prize.
Best Crack Pairing - Many hopefuls were immediately eliminated from the first round, their empty ship sinking disgracefully to the depths of the ocean. However, the surviving couples that were left competed fiercely for the coveted title of Best Crack Pairing. It was a draw until rabid yaoi fangirls obsessed with unhealthy relationships flooded the call lines and voted off everyone except Leseur Follet and Arthur Wyndham. They then went on to write trashy smut. The end.
Resident Badass - After an epic badass battle too badass to describe in mere words, Anil Hawkins eventually emerged from the dust with fanservice-y clothing damage as the victor! (Hey, we have a female demographic to target!) Orifiel, Romulus, and Tiberus suffered similar treatment of course. (Pretty bishie man, vampire shota, manly he-dude, we have the whole freaking set. Boy, we're pretty desperate for that female audience, huh? >.>)
Overpowered Bastard - That dude that no one wants to play with cuz he's a freaking munch. Reserved for Mury. He doesn’t deserve to be bolded or colored. Cuz munchkins suck.
Thread Awards
Before we start the thread awards, I have to say that each nomination fully deserved recognition. It was great to see so many awesome threads that may not have been read otherwise. All the winners won by a margin of 1 or 2 votes, so competition was close. I hope that people will take the time to look at the other nominees if they haven't already. Now without further ado:
Most Epic Entrance - Also the most epic exit. That one where Phugs walks out, sees the giant-ass dragon, and walks the fuck back inside. Good move.
Most Epic Battle - When Lucius Dante Inferno, the KFC, a dragon, a tree, and dark wizards and shit all decided to start knocking heads. Won by sheer hilarity factor.
Most Epic Fail - A loose bird in the library led to shat-on sammiches and a ten-Hugglepuff pileup, blasting their house points into the negatives. Again. Puffers have some real talent here.
Most Epic Prank - The infamous Valentine's Day shenanigans squeaked into first place.
That's all, y'all. Now for some fucking sleep.