Post by Mury 6.0 on Oct 2, 2010 12:07:22 GMT -5
House Awards
Dumbest Gryffindor – Felix; he even got his own FFU Mafia role for it
Most Condescending Slytherin – imma have to go with Phugzy here. Mury's drunken blundering aside, you really shouldn't face Roan unless you've been trained by a Dark Lord <3
Most Airheaded Hufflepuff – Max. Remember that time he died? Yeah. [edit] Wait, was he even a Hugglepugg? Pretty sure he was...
Most Stuck-up Ravenclaw – Are you guys kidding me? Mury, of course.
Character Awards
Town Drunk – Orca <33
Site Slut – Niobe. Perhaps not a slut, but as far as sex goes, I'm pretty sure she's the only one getting any on the site right now.
The Virgin – Mury. Also the reason for him deserving the "Most Stuck-up Ravenclaw" award. You can't be a true Ravenclaw unless the only thing you ever spread open and put your worm inside is a book.
Flaming Homo – Lucius. My gaydar was all over the place, and I don't even have gaydar.
Wangsty Emo – Roan. Oh no, my boyfriend doesn't want me to help him fight insanely powerful gods of evil, and all the sand in my vagina turns to glass whenever I get really really pissed! I'm gonna go cry about it really really hard and then blow up half the school in a pathetic bitch rage! Waa!
Best Crack Pairing – Mury and Meriel. Jacob, back me up on this one.
Resident Badass –Gonna go with Unknown here; of all our Dark Lords and Dark Lord wannabes (who? me? pffft), he's the only remaining one who is still capable of doing something (not to mention the most likely to actually post).
Oh, fuck it. I nominate Anil.
Thread Awards
Most Epic Entrance (into a thread) - Phugzy's entrance into this thread is one of the few posts that made me Oh, why that does indeed tickle my fancy! hardcore when I read it.
Most Epic Battle - The Legendary Chronicles of Ungodly Freaking Awesomeness Smeared in Testosterone, Jizz, and Oxytocin, About the Apocalyptic Legendary WAR of the TRILLION BURNING VAGINAS of HELL
Most Epic Prank - Lottie's attempt at defacing the Ravenclaw Common Room
Most Epic Fail - Lottie's subsequent punishment for the abovementioned attempt. I think a previous poster said something about blah blah Hufflepuff losing twenty points when Malarky let his pigeon loose in the library. Have you completely forgotten the year Hufflepuff was in the negatives because Mury docked one hundred points when Lottie lit my Common Room on fire? Yeah.
Bitch.
Dumbest Gryffindor – Felix; he even got his own FFU Mafia role for it
Most Condescending Slytherin – imma have to go with Phugzy here. Mury's drunken blundering aside, you really shouldn't face Roan unless you've been trained by a Dark Lord <3
Most Airheaded Hufflepuff – Max. Remember that time he died? Yeah. [edit] Wait, was he even a Hugglepugg? Pretty sure he was...
Most Stuck-up Ravenclaw – Are you guys kidding me? Mury, of course.
Character Awards
Town Drunk – Orca <33
Site Slut – Niobe. Perhaps not a slut, but as far as sex goes, I'm pretty sure she's the only one getting any on the site right now.
The Virgin – Mury. Also the reason for him deserving the "Most Stuck-up Ravenclaw" award. You can't be a true Ravenclaw unless the only thing you ever spread open and put your worm inside is a book.
Flaming Homo – Lucius. My gaydar was all over the place, and I don't even have gaydar.
Wangsty Emo – Roan. Oh no, my boyfriend doesn't want me to help him fight insanely powerful gods of evil, and all the sand in my vagina turns to glass whenever I get really really pissed! I'm gonna go cry about it really really hard and then blow up half the school in a pathetic bitch rage! Waa!
Best Crack Pairing – Mury and Meriel. Jacob, back me up on this one.
Resident Badass –
Oh, fuck it. I nominate Anil.
Thread Awards
Most Epic Entrance (into a thread) - Phugzy's entrance into this thread is one of the few posts that made me Oh, why that does indeed tickle my fancy! hardcore when I read it.
Most Epic Battle - The Legendary Chronicles of Ungodly Freaking Awesomeness Smeared in Testosterone, Jizz, and Oxytocin, About the Apocalyptic Legendary WAR of the TRILLION BURNING VAGINAS of HELL
Most Epic Prank - Lottie's attempt at defacing the Ravenclaw Common Room
Most Epic Fail - Lottie's subsequent punishment for the abovementioned attempt. I think a previous poster said something about blah blah Hufflepuff losing twenty points when Malarky let his pigeon loose in the library. Have you completely forgotten the year Hufflepuff was in the negatives because Mury docked one hundred points when Lottie lit my Common Room on fire? Yeah.
Bitch.