Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2010 16:00:21 GMT -5
Hell, I'm bored. And since people are being active, I figure I'd take this chance to amuse myself. Let's have a warm welcome for...
House Awards
Dumbest Gryffindor –that one kid who pulls off the stupidest shit and still lives. If there’s any proof against survival of the fittest, this is it.
Most Condescending Slytherin – always all high and mighty, despite the fact you can whup his ass to the moon and back. Ten times over.
Most Airheaded Hufflepuff – we all know they’re a lot of duffers, but does this guy have a single thought running through his brain? Never mind, stupid question.
Most Stuck-up Ravenclaw – that snot-nosed kid who thinks he’s better than you just cuz he thinks he’s smarter. Worst part? He’s probably right. Bastard.
Character Awards
Town Drunk – sleeps in a different ditch every night.
Site Slut – sleeps in a different bed every night.
The Virgin – sleeps in his own bed every night. Alone.
Flaming Homo – you don’t even need gaydar to find this guy
Wangsty Emo – “My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can't hold down a girlfriend, and I'm surrounded by fucking lycans and shit all the time. I mean, WTF?!”
Best Crack Pairing – It’d never work out. But you know it’d make for the most awesome fanfic ever.
Resident Badass – the only way to beat a badass is find another badass who is more badass at badassery than the first badass, and have the second badass out-badass the first badass in the most badass contest of badassery you have ever seen.
Thread Awards (Please post links)
Definition of epic: When you see epic, you just know. Epic needs no explanation. True story.
Most Epic Entrance (into a thread)
Most Epic Battle
Most Epic Prank
Most Epic Fail
House Awards
Dumbest Gryffindor –that one kid who pulls off the stupidest shit and still lives. If there’s any proof against survival of the fittest, this is it.
Most Condescending Slytherin – always all high and mighty, despite the fact you can whup his ass to the moon and back. Ten times over.
Most Airheaded Hufflepuff – we all know they’re a lot of duffers, but does this guy have a single thought running through his brain? Never mind, stupid question.
Most Stuck-up Ravenclaw – that snot-nosed kid who thinks he’s better than you just cuz he thinks he’s smarter. Worst part? He’s probably right. Bastard.
Character Awards
Town Drunk – sleeps in a different ditch every night.
Site Slut – sleeps in a different bed every night.
The Virgin – sleeps in his own bed every night. Alone.
Flaming Homo – you don’t even need gaydar to find this guy
Wangsty Emo – “My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can't hold down a girlfriend, and I'm surrounded by fucking lycans and shit all the time. I mean, WTF?!”
Best Crack Pairing – It’d never work out. But you know it’d make for the most awesome fanfic ever.
Resident Badass – the only way to beat a badass is find another badass who is more badass at badassery than the first badass, and have the second badass out-badass the first badass in the most badass contest of badassery you have ever seen.
Thread Awards (Please post links)
Definition of epic: When you see epic, you just know. Epic needs no explanation. True story.
Most Epic Entrance (into a thread)
Most Epic Battle
Most Epic Prank
Most Epic Fail