Jeremy had spent the last five minutes hanging upside down from a tree, legs hooked the rather sturdy branch. Earth had stopped making sense, and he was becomingly painfully aware that the icicle on the branch above him could break off and ass-rape him at any moment. Blood-rushed to his head, gave him a headache, and after a few more seconds of debate with himself, Jeremy fell out of the tree.
No, the branch didn't break. No, Jeremy didn't think "Hmm, I'll levitate myself down now". His legs simply lost all feeling from the cold and he fell out of the tree. Yes, he is that big of a dumb shit to sit in the tree and let that happen.
Life was still awesome.
He did have a bit of a headache still. Naturally, Jeremy looked for something to distract him from this annoying....annoyance. It came in the form of some random person walking across the ground towards the mostly frozen lake. Chucking a snowball at a random person who was probably a wizard and possibly something else and more hostile probably wasn't the brightest idea.
But Jeremy knew he was awesome, so he did it anyway. The snowball hurtled through space and smacked the stranger.
Post by Alice Armari on Dec 16, 2009 20:56:26 GMT -5
Alice was happy it had started snowing. If it was one thing she didn't like to much was the almost year-round warm weather in Spain. She missed he snowy home of Hokkaido. But now that it was snowing if was all okay.
Alice Put on her white fluffy coat, then her matching scarf and ear muffs. She gently slipped on small brown mittens. Alice took a peek at the window. Snow fluttered down lightly. Alice made sure she had her boots on before she left.She then rushed down the stairs, trough the hallways, and out the main doors.
The snow lightly crunched beneath Alice's feet as she walked. She took a breath and a white mist appeared in the air. Alice smiled brightly this was exactly what she had wished for. Alice wasn't sure what she should do first.
She contemplated making a snow man, making snow angles, going sledding, or ice skating if the lake had frozen over enough. Good thing she had brought all the stuff she needed to do this.
Alice looked out as she arrived at the lake. She figured it was best to check the ice first. Alice walked passed a tree with some one hanging by his feet on it. She figured if that person was dumb enough to do that in the cold winter, he deserved to fall. Or better yet if that icicle hit him.
Alice let out a small chuckle as the boy came falling out of the tree. "Serves him right" Alice mumbled quietly. Alice walked to the lake and set down her stuff. She had barely gotten anytime to inspect the lake, when a snow ball came flying at her. The snow ball hit Alice and knocked her right on the the ice.
Alice didn't move for a few minutes. He head was now hurting. " stupid snowball, stupid person. I wanted to test the ice but not like this." Alice mumbled again. She sat up and looked over at the person who threw the snowball with a malicious intent in mind. Her had reached for the snow and she piled it into a couple of snowballs. She then got up.
Alice looked for a few more seconds then yelled out "I'll get you, You little Shit." She yelled ferociously at the boy, and charged head on in his direction, firing the snowballs she had just made.
It hit her good, and Jeremy was surprised how far she went. Had he thrown in that hard? Oops. He watched her with curiousity, his blood-rushed brain still having trouble registering what it was that she was doing. Jeremy wondered if he should get up and go check on her, but then she got up and started....
His original thought was 'Aww, she's cute, I shouldn't apologize'. But, suprirsingly, this sweet, cute little girl could cuss, and loudly, and she was now launching the attack. Screw World War II, World War III, Attack of Satan's Snowball Maker had just ensued.
Jeremy nearly screamed a swearword, but instead one of her snowballs smacked him right in the mouth and the result was an instant slushie. Spewing snow and ducking further attack, Jeremy dived down and disappeared into the nearest pile of snow. Holy crap, she could aim. A snowball whistled over head, smacking against the nearest tree.
In the shelter of the snowbank for at least a few seconds, Jeremy tried to think of something he could say to her to keep her from slaughtering him with snow. He had just caused one of the biggest disasters caused by human stupidity. Like the time that guy in Boston blew up a tank of Molasses.
Yea, a fucking tank of molasses. It really happened.
At that moment, all thoughts of molasses geysers driven from his head as a snowball smacked against a small birch tree, effectively shaking all the snow off its branches in a land slide. Buried, Jeremy wondered if he could freeze himself and live hundreds of years in a pile of snow.
With a snowball in each hand, he burst out of the snowbank and launched. "I thought you were someone I knew!" he shouted back, although he thought no such thing. Screw the lame excuses, this was WAR. With a levitation spell, he tossed a few snowballs in the air for safekeeping, but she hit him in the face again. Having lost all concentration, all the snowballs fell to the ground, one hitting him squarely ontop of the head.
Post by Alice Armari on Dec 17, 2009 21:17:14 GMT -5
Alice watched as the first snowball hit the boy in the mouth. She was happy it hit so accurately. " YATTA." Alice let out a cheer. Well the first one had been a success, but Alice knew now she wouldn't be in the the least bit satisfied until she had covered him with snow. She watched as the next attempt whistled over his head and went smack into the tree behind him.
Okay, the second one missed but there were still more flying at him. She watched as the boy took shelter in the snowbank well for a few seconds anyway. This gave Alice an opportunity to prepare a huge arsenal of snow balls.
Alice was the fasts snow ball maker around. She had a spell that made ten snowballs at a time. Alice only used this for war like snow fights. Well even if it wasn't a war like snow fight, it was about to be.
Suddenly a hundred snowballs were neatly packed into a high pile. Alice always piled them so she wouldn't drop them. Alice once again laughed as another snow ball hit the tree and buried the boy in snow. Well he was covered but Alice thought he should be covered more.
Suddenly the boy busted out of the snowbank with a snowball in each hand. Okay he was approving of this war. Alice smiled as he told her his excuse. " Well sorry I'm not some one ya know, but you will know me after this.
The boy prepared his attack. The last snow ball Alice had thrown hit him smack in the face and he lost all the snowballs he had. One of the snowballs landed promptly on his head. Alice laughed evilly and smiled as she pointed in the direction of the boy. The snowballs took of in the air in an attempt to cover to boy completely.
They just kept coming! It was like she was some kind of freak robot that vomited snowballs. Jeremy dropped flat on his stomach in the snow, using he wand to enchant them and throw them back. Maybe she would run out of snow? This was such a load of crap! How was she making them that fast? It wasn't possible!
Jeremy, soaked and freezing, was beginning to feel a tad hungry. Would she take a truce? Only one way to find out! Jeremy grabbed the nearest stick, tying an old sheet of paper out of his jacket onto one end. "I surrender! You win!"
He was inhaling snow. The whole thing had gone from an innocent attack to full on war. She'd kill him. Jeremy became fairly certain that he was going to die out here in the snow, buried. Maybe in a thousand years they would dig up his frozen corpse and wonder who he had been. Maybe they would stick him in a museum with some cavemen and put a club in his hand. Would they decide that's what his wand was? Some sort of stupid club?
Already Jeremy could hear his mother screaming at him. "JEREMY TYLER, GET INSIDE THIS INSTANT."
Was delirium part of freezing to death? Jeremy was certain that, if she didn't let up, he would freeze.
Post by Alice Armari on Jan 2, 2010 15:28:11 GMT -5
Alice laughed as the snow balls bombarded the boy. She watched as they went sailing in the air. Suddenly the boy got down and started an enchantment to throw them back. Boy did this guy have some guts. Challenging the snowball queen.
After Alice dogged a few snowballs, the boy puled up an white flag. He told Alice he surrendered. Alice was happy she had won yet another snow fight. What a way to start of winter two snow fight wins in a row. The first one against her cousin Chika, now this.
The snow balls that were in the air flew back together in a pile. The pile slowly formed a snowman. Alice figured it would be best to help the boy out now that the war was over. Alice walked over calmly to the boy and tried to lift him up. That didn't work so Alice chanted a spell and cleaned the boy off of all the snow. " Nice effort. That was a most wonderful snow fight. By the way I'm Alice Zia Armari, who might you be? Oh by the don't worry, even though it takes half an hour that spell I chanted should dry you off. But to warm you on the inside i suggest you get some delicious soup in the feasting hall."
Alice always turned back to her kind self after a snow fight.
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