Unknown ran his fingers through the fine white powder in front of him. He pulled his hand out of the sack and dusted his fingers on his pink apron that read "Kizz my Azz". Lovely. Unknown snapped his fingers and motioned for his two servants, Thgir and Tfel, to bring him the crate in the corner of the kitchen. They lifted with ease and brought it to the countertop at which Unknown stood. They set it down carefully, and went to their place in the corner. Both wore identical pink aprons, each reading "Windwhatz?"
Unknown poured some of the flour into a large glass bowl of infinite doom. He added a pinch of salt, baking powder, and, of course, a cup of sugar. After making those well mixed, he poured about a cup and a half of milk into the mix, working it well. When that was incorperated into the dry mix, he added in four eggs and some vinilla extract, for flavor. When the batter was good and mixed, he poured it into a heart shaped baking tin of the ancient evil gods, and but it in the oven of the lord Cthulhu (Preheated to 450, of course).
"And now, we wait..."
(Just so you know, this is all in jest and should be treated as so, basically an OOC but IC)
Post by Talon Windwaltz on Jul 6, 2006 2:59:04 GMT -5
The magic music turned into Talon, who appeared singing and dancing in the Lair of Serpents overall randomly. The War the following night that nobody really knew about except for Scorps and maybe a few of the Generals put aside, the magic music Talon came to assist Unknown in his cake making.
He wore purple robes with little rainbows on them and a big wizard's hat with little moons and stars on them. He waved his hands and little sparkles came out and a little dove. "It's magic! Now, Unknown One, you have a cake! We gotta have it made! You know that I love cake! Take the finished product out of the oven and then...."
"YES! WE SHALL RULE THIS WORLD WITH OUR DECORATIVE PROWESS!"
Unknown pulled the cake out of the oven of the lord Cthulhu, using his ovenmits of Hellish Desires (They were hot pink ^_^!) He placed the finish cake on the counter, upside down, and removed it from it's tin. It came out in the perfect shape of a heart (Awww). Unknown pulled out his uber-wand of shmex and flicked it. A tup of pink frosting and a tub of white appeared next to the cake with a set of spatulas, to boot.
Unknown handed one to Talon, his partner in bakery, and told him to ice the cake with the pink. Unknown himself filled a piping bag with white icing.
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