Post by Azrael on Apr 23, 2006 19:26:08 GMT -5
Since ages upon ages ago (as of this past summer) I have been pulling the best of the best quotes I could frind from MSN and AIM convos and storing them away in a word document known as "The holy Relic of Divine power". As of today, I concluded it might be amusing to finally start posting some of those, starting with the convo I just picked up today between myself and Roan. (for the record, don't think any lesser of the people quoted, as more often than not, the quote is something perfectly normal with bad implications or placed with another entirely seperate quote that together make something altogether innapropriate)
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
oh fuck off Tim
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
it's okay, I accept your worship
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
The only worship you will get from me is crap being flung at your face
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
and understand that I am much greater than you and thus your harsh words only convey your jealousy
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
you fling poo?
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
like a monkey?
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
MONKEY!
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
heh heh heh heh
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
you are an asswhipe Tim
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
no no no
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
it was already established
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
that's what you were doing
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
then flinging the product at me
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
Im going to kill you
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
remember?
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
heh heh heh
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
My revenge is coming soon
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
ohhhhh, I know!
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
you fling poo
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
then when the methane build up
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
you will light a match
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
and try to blow me up
(some random ones)
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
oh dear god, not tonight please
He's more machine now than Dan.... says:
Though I am shaving it all off before I go to bed tonight.
Tobias says:
...right. In the void of time I call November, came the most depressing thing in my life.
Who can take tomorrow? Dip it in a dream? says:
ORCA^^
Julie - "I'm hangin' on, you're all that's left to hold on to..." says:
"Whoo! I jiggle!"
Julie - "I'm hangin' on, you're all that's left to hold on to..." says:
"*jiggle jiggle*"
"If there is any hope, it lies with the proles" says:
^_^ Im going to be at it all night long, in my sleep, possibly even in my dreams, when I wake up...
Detective Starnes: "GET OFF YOU LADIES!" says:
we've done it three times since last we spoke
Romulus Ignivulpius Rex says:
oh Emperor
Romulus Ignivulpius Rex says:
EMPEROR!
Romulus Ignivulpius Rex says:
TAKE ME NOW!
bg
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
oh fuck off Tim
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
it's okay, I accept your worship
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
The only worship you will get from me is crap being flung at your face
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
and understand that I am much greater than you and thus your harsh words only convey your jealousy
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
you fling poo?
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
like a monkey?
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
MONKEY!
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
heh heh heh heh
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
you are an asswhipe Tim
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
no no no
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
it was already established
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
that's what you were doing
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
then flinging the product at me
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
Im going to kill you
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
remember?
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
heh heh heh
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
My revenge is coming soon
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
ohhhhh, I know!
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
you fling poo
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
then when the methane build up
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
you will light a match
Angelus Morti- Azrael Lord and Master, the Angel of Death, the Angel that gives us life! says:
and try to blow me up
(some random ones)
Whats Left of Me Now? says:
oh dear god, not tonight please
He's more machine now than Dan.... says:
Though I am shaving it all off before I go to bed tonight.
Tobias says:
...right. In the void of time I call November, came the most depressing thing in my life.
Who can take tomorrow? Dip it in a dream? says:
ORCA^^
Julie - "I'm hangin' on, you're all that's left to hold on to..." says:
"Whoo! I jiggle!"
Julie - "I'm hangin' on, you're all that's left to hold on to..." says:
"*jiggle jiggle*"
"If there is any hope, it lies with the proles" says:
^_^ Im going to be at it all night long, in my sleep, possibly even in my dreams, when I wake up...
Detective Starnes: "GET OFF YOU LADIES!" says:
we've done it three times since last we spoke
Romulus Ignivulpius Rex says:
oh Emperor
Romulus Ignivulpius Rex says:
EMPEROR!
Romulus Ignivulpius Rex says:
TAKE ME NOW!
bg