Post by Azrael on Oct 27, 2010 7:23:03 GMT -5
What a wonderful day, everyone! You all awaken to, you know, birds chirpin' and stuff. So, you all gather together to see if anyone is dead, like you always do. Though, if you have to check for dead bodies every morning, you wonder why most people haven't packed up and left your tiny village...
WE SHOULD READ THE PAPER!
Wow, there sure are some interesting headlines:
'Chika and Felix have both been seen posing as Talon lately! Also, I think some asshole killed me!'
"Huh." Said Mild Read, "I don't remember writing that."
Looking down at himself, Mild Read realized that she had been disemboweled sometime during the night.
"Well, that sure sucks."
SO PASSES MILD READ, OUR VILLAGE TYBALT!
Breathing a collective sigh of relief- glad that tonight's victim has been revealed, Roan jumps to the head of the group.
"Time to kill someone!"
Except not, because Roan isn't there.
"Where could Roan be?" You all ask. So you go wandering around to find her.
"Oh, here she is!" Says Felix.
"That's a rock." Responds Malarky.
"Oh, here she is!" Says Felix.
"That's a pizza." Responds Malarky.
"Oh, here she is!" Says Felix.
"That's a corpse." Responds Malarky.
It is, in fact, the corpse or Roan. Evidently someone decided to use her intestines for jump ropes, before tossing all her important organs in a tree and arranging her limbs in an awkward, comical position. Oh, Roan, always making people laugh!
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" screamed Mury, throwing himself onto the ground beside his lover's corpse. "MY SWEET, BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ROONYPANTIES! OUR LOVE WAS TOO SHORT!"
After sobbing hysterically for several hours, Mury decided the only true way to preserve their love was through barbecue sauce. So he ate her her (not an oral!).
Unfortunately, the RESIDUAL FLAMES of ALL THAT ROAN HATES gave him such horrible HEART BURN, he literally shit out his charred innards soon after.
MILD READ(Tybalt) WAS KILLED!
ROAN(Felix) WAS KILLED!
MURY(vampire) KILLED HIMSELF AS ROAN'S LOVER!
WE SHOULD READ THE PAPER!
Wow, there sure are some interesting headlines:
'Chika and Felix have both been seen posing as Talon lately! Also, I think some asshole killed me!'
"Huh." Said Mild Read, "I don't remember writing that."
Looking down at himself, Mild Read realized that she had been disemboweled sometime during the night.
"Well, that sure sucks."
SO PASSES MILD READ, OUR VILLAGE TYBALT!
Breathing a collective sigh of relief- glad that tonight's victim has been revealed, Roan jumps to the head of the group.
"Time to kill someone!"
Except not, because Roan isn't there.
"Where could Roan be?" You all ask. So you go wandering around to find her.
"Oh, here she is!" Says Felix.
"That's a rock." Responds Malarky.
"Oh, here she is!" Says Felix.
"That's a pizza." Responds Malarky.
"Oh, here she is!" Says Felix.
"That's a corpse." Responds Malarky.
It is, in fact, the corpse or Roan. Evidently someone decided to use her intestines for jump ropes, before tossing all her important organs in a tree and arranging her limbs in an awkward, comical position. Oh, Roan, always making people laugh!
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" screamed Mury, throwing himself onto the ground beside his lover's corpse. "MY SWEET, BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ROONYPANTIES! OUR LOVE WAS TOO SHORT!"
After sobbing hysterically for several hours, Mury decided the only true way to preserve their love was through barbecue sauce. So he ate her her (not an oral!).
Unfortunately, the RESIDUAL FLAMES of ALL THAT ROAN HATES gave him such horrible HEART BURN, he literally shit out his charred innards soon after.
MILD READ(Tybalt) WAS KILLED!
ROAN(Felix) WAS KILLED!
MURY(vampire) KILLED HIMSELF AS ROAN'S LOVER!