Post by Azrael on Mar 8, 2009 8:50:57 GMT -5
Once again you all wake up and come to check out just what offerings have been made today to the four ruinous powers.
Well hey, if it isn't Orca, the Felix, diced up into itty bitty pieces and splattered across the walls.
"Wow, I'm sure glad I'm not her!" Exclaims Roan, "I'd sure hate to die by getting torn apart, sounds totally NOT fun!" Yet, a moment later, Roan got her wish and completely didn't die from getting torn apart. No, instead she simply vomited up her internal organs as she dies from some horrible plague or another....
As she dies, painfully, her lover Dom cries: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" and runs himself through with one of Orca's ribs. Dom, a student, has killed himself. Way to be an hero.
But that's not all!
Roan's bloated corpse pulsates for a few moments, the faint echo of: "Desu desu desu desu desu!" can be heard......AND SHE EXPLODES!
The explosion is so powerful, it kills Sparky, who was standing nearby feasting upon Orca's flesh, as he had nothing better to do while being a generic student. Yet, the explosion also catches Davi, who was just busy polishing his axe AS AN AVATAR OF THE BLOOD GOD! At least he died in a morning that was befitting of a true servant of Khorne.
Sparky, choose a new oldie.
Yet.....even as he perishes, with a cry of "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" Davi hefts his axe and hurls it at:
Well hey, if it isn't Orca, the Felix, diced up into itty bitty pieces and splattered across the walls.
"Wow, I'm sure glad I'm not her!" Exclaims Roan, "I'd sure hate to die by getting torn apart, sounds totally NOT fun!" Yet, a moment later, Roan got her wish and completely didn't die from getting torn apart. No, instead she simply vomited up her internal organs as she dies from some horrible plague or another....
As she dies, painfully, her lover Dom cries: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" and runs himself through with one of Orca's ribs. Dom, a student, has killed himself. Way to be an hero.
But that's not all!
Roan's bloated corpse pulsates for a few moments, the faint echo of: "Desu desu desu desu desu!" can be heard......AND SHE EXPLODES!
The explosion is so powerful, it kills Sparky, who was standing nearby feasting upon Orca's flesh, as he had nothing better to do while being a generic student. Yet, the explosion also catches Davi, who was just busy polishing his axe AS AN AVATAR OF THE BLOOD GOD! At least he died in a morning that was befitting of a true servant of Khorne.
Sparky, choose a new oldie.
Yet.....even as he perishes, with a cry of "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" Davi hefts his axe and hurls it at:
