Post by Mildre(a)d "Bagley-Aldaine" on Jul 12, 2012 5:30:30 GMT -5
It's morning again at Firemoé University, and everyone rises and shines even brighter than the sun and once again heads down to breakfast. This time, thank goodness, there are no new corpses besides the lifeless ones of Arc and Ashelle, lesbian lovers even in death. You all (cutely) waltz into the Feasting Hall and sit down to eat at the giant Round Table, of which you are all Magical Girl Knights of. Also, you have airplanes for legs, which make it so none of you can wear pants today!
As you all eat, you start to notice something odd, odder than the smell wafting through the door from the two corpses. You're missing someone! But who could it be?!
"Uguu~" Mayu says, sucking on some sausage.
"I am drunk moé!" Protege says.
"I am dead moé!" Someone else says.
"What?" "Did everyone hear that?" "Who could it BEAVISU?!"
Everyone looks around, pink and blue and purple pig tails flopping around their bare shoulders!
Suddenly, Ashel... Wait, she's dead. Suddenly, FUF exclaims as she looks down at her breakfast!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
In her bowl is Mury's face. Dang it all to heck! Another student is dead.
Post by Mildre(a)d "Bagley-Aldaine" on Jul 12, 2012 20:51:37 GMT -5
As FUF continues to scream, vomiting pieces of Mury out and spraying it all over everyone ever, everyone looks around at each other, wary (and cute). Who could have done this? Who would have made Mury-chan-san-senpai into a delicious human soup chili?! Everyone turns to Amira, their glorious leader for no apparant reason.
"What should we do?!"
"Hoé~"
"Being meguca is suffering!"
Amira nods her head, taking all of their ideas into account.
"Mayu."
"What?" Mayu asks, fork halfway to her mouth as the entire table turns on her, stabbing her repeatedly with every kitchen utensil. "Noooo" Mayu screams kawaiily.
The group parts, panting heavily, blushes on their faces and blood on their pants... Wait, they weren't wearing any pants. BLOOD ON THEIR THIGHS!
Mayu, the Student, lays eviscerated on the ground, Mury's soup face placed inappropriately on her crotch. His muffled voice says 'Say to that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.'
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