A thundering voice echoed out of the lake. However, the tone of the voice didn't seem to quite match up with the ... overbearing-ness of the words. Speaks of rails of thunder and such things. Quite Shakequ-Shakespearean.
Yea that.
Jeremy, who merely had to whisper to send the thundering words of doom out over the campus, shut up and hauled perhaps the fifth bucket of lake water up to the platform in the canopy. Man this was going to be like awesomesauce. With definite intent, he launched the water everywhere, whipping out his wand. The water seemed to boil, expand, form ... bubbles? And for some reason they were all colors.
It looked like a unicorn had puked a rainbow, put it in an ice tray, froze it, melted it, and .... mixed it with soap.
Fuck yes.
Jeremy, grinning, took off his shoes. This should be enough, right? With a whoop, which (oopsIforgot) sounded like the cry of a very enthusiastic dragon, he took off running. He got about five feet before friction came into effect and he slid across the canopy. His plans weren't ever ... planned with effiency, and he over shot the canopy, falling off in to the lake.
"FUCK THATS COLD."
A trickle of violet and snot green bubbles floated across the skyline.
There was a peaceful silence after Jeremy's last rather well-put statement -- a peaceful silence that was not to last. About 4.5 seconds after Jeremy had plunged into the lake, a streak of white and blue crossed the canopy and launched itself at some of the bubbles.
Orca came down hard, staring at his empty arms in amazement. He'd caught some of the weirdly colored orbs, he was sure, but they had disappeared as soon as he'd touched them. He swatted one arm at a bright pink globe that drifted to close to his touseled-chocolate head, and recoiled a bit as it, too, disappeared -- no wait, popped. Oh. Bubbles. Right, he'd totally known that. Totally.
The lycan's attention turned to the boy in the water, and a huge grin lit up his tanned features. His life pretty much sucked right now, and what he really wanted to do was go get drunk and bawwww forever, but if he knew anything about people (and he didn't), it was that no one liked an emo kid, especially an emo kid that's completely trashed and sobbing smeared makeup all over your nice clean shirt. If there was anyone who could get his mind off things, it was Jeremy Kullman.
Shit, that water looked cold.
He paused briefly, trying to decide whether he should take his shirt off so he'd have something nice and dry to change into, or whether he should--
Oh, fuck it.
He hit the water at a run, sheer momentum submerging him deep, and then, after a slight moment where he panicked like a little girl and kicked around uselessly, his head broke the surface and he directed his cheshire grin at his friend.
"Sup, bro! Are those your bubbles? Fuckin' awesome, man!"
For the first few seconds all Jeremy could think was about how damn cold it was. He had then sucked in a great amount of water in his surprise, and now was choking on it. A beat later something hellish fiend from HELL launched all war on his bubbles and hell broke loose and -
SHIT. "ITS COLD." Jeremy bellowed. At some point his spell had worn off, so at least the whole campus hadn't heard him. As he burst out of the water a giant pile of bubbles that had formed some kind of fucked up rainbow mat fell off the canopy like one of those giant bubbly water float things people sit on and then all their friends come over and shit in your cornflakes and -
Yeah those things.
Then, like some crazy Alice in Wonderland acid trip some bullshit cat was all like HAI DUDE and Jeremy was just like "FUCK IT IS SO COLD ORCA." Jeremy seized the edge of the canopy, which, being slick with bubbles ... made it rather difficult. Where the fuck was his wand? Shit this could be so not awesome. Somehow he managed to crawl up, and then there were bubbles and they were like a thousand little hellions trying to suffocate him.
Abruptly, the nearest bubble popped with a scream. "DUDE." Jeremy yelled back, and nearly fell off in the water. "ORCA. POP A BUBBLE ITS DOING WEIRD SHIT."
This is how it went. There was no 'what the hell are you doing, dude' or 'hey hows it going' they just DO THIS.
"FUCK," Orca agreed calmly, and then at Jeremy's command, splashed at a bubble. Rather than screaming, this one exploded into confetti and was accompanied with the sounds of like ten children going "HOORAYYYY".
"FUCK!" the lycan reiterated, and smacked at another. This one didn't do shit but pop all boring-like, unfortunately, so he splashed Jeremy to make up for it.
Oh yeah cold water everywhere.
"SHIT MAN WHY ARE WE IN THE WATER IT'S SO DAMN COLD JESUS."
But instead of, you know, doing anything about it, Orca just dog-paddled around a bit more, knocking crazy rainbow brite vomit bubbles everywhere.
"Target acquired~" one chimed in a childishly robotic voice, and instinctively, Orca ducked.
Underwater.
"DUDE ITS KINDA WARMER IF YOU'RE LIKE ALL THE WAY IN THE WATER," he tried to say, but it came out as a stream of disappointingly normal bubbles and muffled blurry speech. Nice.
He surfaced, wiggled about to reorientate himself, and then clambered up on the canopy to join Jeremy, shaking himself off like a dog as he did. He was like more than a couple feet away, so of course it was still necessary to relay everything in a way too loud AWESOMELY loud voice.
"SHIT MAN. THE BUBBLES ARE KINDA FUCKED UP. BUT LIKE IN A GOOD WAY. YEAH."
Teagan Offline: This board is full of nostalgia.
Aug 22, 2020 8:39:09 GMT -5
Missing the old MH: gotta say missing when MH and all that was around.
Nov 6, 2019 0:02:30 GMT -5
Willow_lazy: why tf are there 400 posts about adidas
Sept 6, 2018 17:35:57 GMT -5
Azrael: I'm not hard to find, since I'm the only one there who goes by "Azzy", I'm pretty sure. XD
Feb 10, 2018 16:44:41 GMT -5
Azrael: Dunno if anyone still pops by here from time to time, but if any of you mofos do and still feel like gettin' yo nerd on, I've been hanging around this here place a bunch recently: www.roleplayerguild.com/
Feb 10, 2018 16:44:10 GMT -5
Azrael: hold onto your pantaloons
Jul 25, 2016 5:16:43 GMT -5