Post by Lil' Jasper on Dec 31, 2010 11:37:31 GMT -5
Jasper was not exactly sure what had happened…
He had come down to the lake to relax, after a particularly hard test that had stressed his nerves. Jasper had laid down, putting his hands under his head and closed his eyes. He had a dream, a particularly odd one where someone was standing over him watching him. Then he could see himself change, shrinking and decreasing in age. He had thought it was only a dream, after all who would believe such a thing was possible.
But when he woke he found his robes where nearly four times to big. He barely managed to hold the robes together around him as he blinked, wondering who had enlarged them. A quick bit of wand work, with a slightly oversized wand, had remedied that. It was not till he went to get a handful of water in his hand to wash his face that he had seen his new 8 year old face. “Yah!” He yelled jumping back “What happened, who did this!” He yelled looking around panic setting in.
Last Edit: Dec 31, 2010 11:40:25 GMT -5 by Lil' Jasper
Post by Layne F. Larkin on Dec 31, 2010 15:13:27 GMT -5
Yesterday, Layne had accidentally turned herself into an eight year old while making a potions antidote for a friend. As soon as she'd gotten back to the castle (and, of course, dealt with the fallout from the situation, which involved the guy she liked turning himself into a girl, and then calling her a bitch when she tried to help), she'd headed down to the dungeons and began working on her own antidote.
She'd had a pretty good idea of what had caused her to shrink so dramatically in the first place, so she was pretty well prepared to work on reversing it. Only...she wasn't absofuckinglutely sure it had been a combination of Powdered Bone, Boulder Opal, and an infusion of Rosemary and Orris that had caused her to turn into a fucking midget.
She needed a test, then. She had slipped two vials of her hopeful antidote into the bib pocket of her overalls. Then she'd headed out in search of a test subject. It was sheer dumbass luck that the Motherfucking Jerk Bird Boy had been sleeping beside the lake, but well, she wasn't going to waste an opportunity like this. She carefully administered the ingredients she suspected to the asshole without waking him.
Once she'd finished by tossing a handful of finely powdered opal into the air, she covered her mouth and nose with her sleeve and ran to hide behind a tree and observe. And, just as she'd hoped, he started to shrink. Fucking perfect.
And, of course, that's when the dumb fuck woke up. She could have administered the antidote to him while he was sleeping, to check that it worked, and then she could have been on her merry fucking way. But no, this shitstain had to wake up and ruin her fucking plan. Only, it was kind of funny to seem him flip the fuck out like that.
Before she could help it, she was giggling...like a little girl.
After all, this was Bird Boy she was talking about, it wasn't like he'd have the fucking brains to figure out that this little girl in the overalls with the dark pigtails was the same person as Layne Larkin of the rainbow-hued hair and combat boots. As long as she watched her fucking mouth, there wouldn't be a single reason for him to associate this shrimp of a body with her usual self.
Post by Lil' Jasper on Dec 31, 2010 15:54:59 GMT -5
Jasper was not happy, he was tiny, it was not just tiny it seemed though. He had heard of shrinking potions and the like but one that physically made one look younger? He knew that women would pay millions of galleons for a potion to stave off aging. He was already thinking of a plan to market and get the ball rolling. However, he was still forgetting he needed to get the serum first and turn himself back.
He looked around and spotted the girl, a young child and one about his age. He looked a little different himself. His hair had dulled in color to almost a soft pale blue but still held a blonde color to it. He stepped toward her and then suddenly stopped. He didn't know what to say about this but the girl's eyes looked familiar.
He moved his hands up and down his robes to straighten them. "My name is Jasper" He said to her but the eyes where confusing to him. "Do I know you, your eyes.. never mind" He said shaking his head "Did something just happen, I mean.. I am not really this little" He said. Then it occurred to him that she should not be here if she was eight. "Wait.. " He said his look of curiosity turned to confusion then a glare "Who are you?" he asked, his glare was not mean more like he was being careful/index.cgi
Post by Layne F. Larkin on Dec 31, 2010 16:16:33 GMT -5
"Here, you mu-uh, Jasper, this should fix everything," Layne said as she tossed a vial toward the boy. Only, she was unused to the lack of strength in this new body and she didn't throw it far enough. It got a little more than halfway to Jasper before it fell and shattered on the ground. The contents were immediately soaked into the snowy ground.
Fuck.
Although she wanted to swear like a motherfucker, she held it in. "Oh, man!" she said instead, hating the way the words felt in her mouth. It was just so much more satisfying to yell out 'well, shit!', but of course, no real eight year old would talk like that. "My sister only gave me one vial of antidote, and she said she didn't have the stuff to make anymore right now."
She wasn't going to give him the other vial, but then, she couldn't use it herself, in case it didn't work and she would only end up in a more fucked up situation than before. "You can call me Livie, uh, Livie Whites." Was it weird that after hanging out with Whites for only a day, Layne really did wish she was his kid sister?
"See, my sister told me it would be funny if I sprinkled some of this dust on you that she'd made. And then she gave me that tiny bottle thing and said it would fix everything back the way it was if you drank what was inside it, like Alice in Wonderland. Only, now she's going to be mad that I spilled it all over the ground, and broke her little bottle."
Post by Lil' Jasper on Dec 31, 2010 17:06:02 GMT -5
He was listening to this girl and he was suddenly fully aware that this was her doing, who else would have the antidote on hand. He went to reach for the potion and when he saw it was going to fall short he jumped but missed by a foot two feet and it broke. His eyes widened as he saw that and he let out a gasp.
"What did you put on me, what was the mixture?" He asked, thinking fast to try and get himself back to normal height. He wanted to find this girl's sister and punch her, but of course he would only be able to hit her in the stomach at top height.
Jasper frowned to the girl who had introduced herself as Livie "Well Livie this is very bad, I could be stuck like this" He said and he was clearly angry but also upset. It was the 8 year old aspect of being ont he verge of tears when you were that mad. He struggled to his feet and got up "Where is your sister?" He asked ignoring her part about the bottom and all "She should be mad, she should have put it in an unbreakable vial."DERP!
Post by Layne F. Larkin on Dec 31, 2010 18:08:48 GMT -5
"I don't know what she put in it. There was a pretty rock and I think bones, and some dried plant things, and she mashed them all up until they were dust." She wasn't going to give her formula away to this idiot. It was far too valuable. "My sister's not here right now, and she gave me the dust to play with. She said it was magic dust and would make people shrink down to my size, but I wasn't supposed to breathe any of it in. She said if anyone got angry at me for using the dust on them, I should let them have some of the stuff in that bottle, and it would make them grow big again."
Layne's lower lip wobbled, and her dark eyes grew rounder. She wasn't really scared or upset, but she had learned that the sight of a little girl on the verge of tears was a powerful tool. "Please don't be mad," she wailed "It's just that Alice in Wonderland is my favorite story and I wanted to play like I was Alice. So, my sister made me the dust and the antidote"
He was right, though. If she'd been thinking, she would have put her potion in an unbreakable vial, only she'd been in such a hurry, she'd just grabbed what was nearest. And besides, most of her potion making stuff was down in her dorm, where she couldn't exactly get at it.
Post by Lil' Jasper on Dec 31, 2010 18:34:45 GMT -5
Jasper was not one to break down for a crying girl, though he didn't want to get her into trouble. He walked to her "Oh fine" He said sighing a little bit just to shut her up. He looked straight to her, he had a funny feeling about this girl. "Well in Alice in Wonderland she had other potions too." He said and he walked back to the shore of the lake looking in.
He felt the instincts and behavior of the 8 year old was starting to seep through and he glanced back to her and smirked. If she really was an 8 year old she would not have a wand, or know any magic.
He turned and yelled out "Accio Wand!" just to see if any wand flew to him. If it did then he would know she was doing something more then just playing. "Livia, that was very mean to do that to someone without their permission." He said, his voice was way to high and it was annoying him.
He smirked wickedly "I am gonna get you!" He said in a sing song way his wand still out.DERP!
Post by Layne F. Larkin on Dec 31, 2010 21:49:55 GMT -5
Layne was not a fucking retard. Her wand was secured in a buttoned pocket of her overalls for safe keeping, so unless he was uncommonly perceptive and just happened to notice the slight twitch along her left leg (harder to notice when you considered that Layne just about jumped out of her skin when he pulled a wand on her and started firing a spell off), she was pretty sure he still had no idea who she really was.
Only, what the fuck had that been about?
I mean, she got that he was fucking pissed, Layne would have been too, but it made no fucking sense whatsoever to try that spell. But, as much as Layne wanted to rage at him, and call him a fucktard, she couldn't do that and keep her ruse up.
Instead she just yelled, "Ahhhhh! Help me! This mean boy is gonna kill me!" and began to run away. Maybe she could evade Jasper, get back to the dungeons, brew up a little more antidote, and come back to let him test it for her. Or maybe she should just leave him like this, and find a new guinea pig entirely. Surely Professor Bryane would know what to do with him, right?
Only, then she slipped on a patch of ice. And tumbled down, down, down, until she fell into the freezing cold lake. She tried to find the surface, but there was just water everywhere. Water in her mouth and nose and probably her lungs. And there was one thought that was going through her mind all the while:
SHIT! THAT! WAS! COLD!
And, suddenly, she realized that her clothes felt tighter. Fuck! She was changing back, wasn't she? She grabbed her wand and the other vial of antidote and scrambled to take the constricting garments off before she tore the shit out of them. Even her fucking underwear was too tight, and suddenly she surfaced, sputtering, black hair clinging wetly to her head.
"F-F-F-F-F-FUCK!" She exclaimed, as soon as enough water had left her so she could speak. She wasn't far from shore, but now she was naked. She did have her wand, so she could get out, dry herself off and even make her clothes bigger so she had something to wear back to the castle. Only, that would require leaving the water, and that would mean Jasper got to see her naked. Over her fucking frozen corpse! No way was that pervert getting a fucking peep show!
Instead, she cast an area of heat around her with her wand so she wouldn't freeze to death while she thought up what to do next. "Turn your fucking back, you goddamn deviant skeezeball."
Post by Lil' Jasper on Dec 31, 2010 21:55:43 GMT -5
Jasper wasn't chasing her so when she slipped and fell into the water he had been all but confused. He had called for her wand, a summoning charm was hardly dangerous to anyone. Even a buttoned down wand would have typically flown to him but for whatever reason it would not come to him now.
When she hit the water he noticed her head was getting bigger. He realized she was growing in size. He had been right, she had been experimenting with a spell and it backfired now she was experimenting on him. He pointed his wand down for the time being.
However, that all changed when she popped up and he saw her face. "Accio" He called, again the summoning charm for her wand, unless she had superhuman grip or a sticking charm on her hand already she would lose her wand.
He laughed a little bit as she told him to turn around. He couldn't help laughing, this was justice in its finest form. He shook his head, whether or not he got her wand he was not afraid of her, he had the upper hand, she would be more worried about her nakedness "Turn me back first."
Post by Layne F. Larkin on Dec 31, 2010 22:18:32 GMT -5
Layne's wand jerked again, but she manged to keep a hold of it, at the expense of dropping everything else she was holding so she could grab it with both hands; both her clothes and the other vial of antidote drifted to the bottom of the lake.
But then, if she was back to normal, what did she need the antidote for?
Fine, he wanted to be a jerkass? Then she could be one right back. "Good job, asshole! You made me drop the spare vial of antidote. Have fun fishing, you dumb motherfucker. And, that's if it didn't get smashed on rocks or swallowed by a fish or fuck knows what else lives in here. And, if it even works in the first place. Who knows, it might make you even younger."
She still didn't want to get out of the water and be all naked and shit, but fuck it. She was Layne Fucking Larkin! She was a bitch with balls. She couldn't let some stupid shit like being fucking naked stop her now. After all, it wasn't like she gave a shit what this motherfucking asshole thought of her.
So, she got out of the water.
Used her wand to dry off.
And walked calmly as she could toward the castle.
It was only a short way to the dungeons entrance, and she alway kept some spare clothes in the room down there she'd commandeered. She wouldn't even have to walk though the common room like this.
Post by Lil' Jasper on Dec 31, 2010 22:24:19 GMT -5
Jasper was getting ready to charm to the water and freeze her in place but she walked out to fast and then dried herself off. When she mentioned that a vial of the potion dropped he pointed his wand to the lake and said "Accio Vial!" but nothing came, which meant it had shattered or was just gone. He frowned deeply as he considered that.
He watched as Layne walked her cute, bare ass toward the school. He considered jinxing her again, after all she was harmless right now she was holding up her clothing mostly. He followed her, he had resized his clothing to fit himself so he made it up there pretty fast toward the school but with his tiny legs she was already inside when he got there.
He stood there in the hall and sighed, what to do now. He needed to get himself back to normal size or else he was gonna be stuck like this forever, or so he thought.
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