Post by Leseur Follet on Jul 30, 2009 0:37:10 GMT -5
Leseur stumbled out of Joker's bar with a couple of lady friends who were equally drunk each girl occupied one arm. "Ahhh trust mee ladeez you weel not regret theez" He had a happy demeanor about him tonight. He walked with his new 'friends' toward the woods.
Tell a girl you're a teacher at Firefox university and they'll follow you anywhere you ask them to go. As they made their way down to the forest a few sweet nothings whispered in each of their ears with his French accent was like a nuclear bomb to their defenses. He took a quick look to make sure they weren't followed and proceeded a good one-hundred yards into the woods. Suddenly Leseur was a drunken white wolf with two drunken meals.
They gave the wolf odd looks like they were in disbelief. Leseur was fast and was able to incapacitate each girl before viciously tearing each ones throat out with his fangs. Their blood splattered his flesh as he tore their flesh from their bones. The nice chewy flesh made him salivate. Women definately made the more tastier meal. They had more fat on them than their male counter parts. One was still alive screaming in a gargled manner as he started devouring her innards. He quickly slapped her with his paw and broke the rest of her neck sending the head flying into a nearby bush. With a howl as loud as the nuclear bomb he'd used to break down the girls defenses he bounded off into the woods leaving the remaining skeletons with a few bits of flesh still attached and their pretty faces a bit bloodied but in tact.
Leseur dashed through the woods wagging his tail his creamy white fur spotted with blood. A delicious meal needed to be followed by some quiet time at home before venturing out again.
Tell a girl you're a teacher at Firefox university and they'll follow you anywhere you ask them to go. As they made their way down to the forest a few sweet nothings whispered in each of their ears with his French accent was like a nuclear bomb to their defenses. He took a quick look to make sure they weren't followed and proceeded a good one-hundred yards into the woods. Suddenly Leseur was a drunken white wolf with two drunken meals.
They gave the wolf odd looks like they were in disbelief. Leseur was fast and was able to incapacitate each girl before viciously tearing each ones throat out with his fangs. Their blood splattered his flesh as he tore their flesh from their bones. The nice chewy flesh made him salivate. Women definately made the more tastier meal. They had more fat on them than their male counter parts. One was still alive screaming in a gargled manner as he started devouring her innards. He quickly slapped her with his paw and broke the rest of her neck sending the head flying into a nearby bush. With a howl as loud as the nuclear bomb he'd used to break down the girls defenses he bounded off into the woods leaving the remaining skeletons with a few bits of flesh still attached and their pretty faces a bit bloodied but in tact.
Leseur dashed through the woods wagging his tail his creamy white fur spotted with blood. A delicious meal needed to be followed by some quiet time at home before venturing out again.