Post by Acanthus D'Aubigne on Jul 15, 2009 15:19:42 GMT -5
Acanthus liked to drink. Alot. At any opprtunity. If there was a stray bottle of Firewhiskey laying around, he would go for it. This did NOT mean he was a drunk. He just enjoyed the taste of alcohol on his tongue. Alot. That's why he was at the bar. He wanted a drink. Joker's Bar had always supplied his need for alcohol and cookies. The last time he came into this bar, he ordered a yummy meal and a yummy drink. Then he was approached by a foxy young lady who's voice dripped with innuendo and who's breath smelled of alcohol. His kind of woman.
So there he sat, waiting for some foolish young soul to wander inside of the bar and face the wrath of Acanthus' drunkenness. At this thought he simply chuckled. He was amost always in a rage, drunk or not. That was the simple pleasure of being a dark wizard. He had no soul to take care of, no conscious to be aware of. He was as carefree as a puppy.DERP!
Post by Phugsius Charadus on Jul 15, 2009 15:24:26 GMT -5
Phugsius walked into the bar grinning from ear to ear. He had just gotten a date to the end of the year dance. Phugsius wanted to reward himself (and calm his nerves down from the ordeal) with a nice smooth butter beer that always went down nicely with a steak.
"Yes i'll have a butter beer and steak well- done" Phugsius' english accent penetrated the wave of noise from the others in the bar. he smiled as he sat there awaiting his order.
Post by Acanthus D'Aubigne on Jul 15, 2009 15:33:52 GMT -5
Acanthus grunted, then smiled, as he saw a young boy walk into the bar, completely unaware of what he had just gotten himself into. He was grinning like a fool. Acanthus would certaintly get his dose of mischief in today! He turned his head towards the boy and spoke, very provokingly.
"HEY! You think you can just walk in here, looking all gleeful! Nay, child!"
He then walked over to the boy's table and sat, changing personality at once.
Post by Phugsius Charadus on Jul 15, 2009 15:40:50 GMT -5
Phugsius eye'd this stranger who had just yelled at him about his smiling and then sat down with him. He couldn't decide whether this guy was a wierdo who wanted in his pants or actually was talking to him for some reason. Why'd he come to this bar? there was a perfectly nice bar further down the street minus the wierdos who visited this one. Did he know this guy?
"Hey man, sorry, just kidding, What's up?"
"Um, well..." The boy looked at his plate awkwardly, "Do I know you?"
Post by Phugsius Charadus on Jul 15, 2009 15:48:16 GMT -5
"Nothing really," He still stared awkwardly at his plate, "but normally, people introduce themselves and ask if the seat is taken. I mean, um, it's fine cause i'm alone and all.... My name is Phugsius by the way, what's yours?"
Post by Acanthus D'Aubigne on Jul 15, 2009 15:53:21 GMT -5
"Ha. Well, this is a bar, and I wanted to talk to another person in the bar, so I came and sat down here. Why are ye looking at your plate so steadily? It's just a steak, mate. My name is Acanthus D'Aubigne, 'tis a pleasure."
Acanthus was becoming bored with the awkward boy. He was hoping to god that he would provoke Acanthus, so hecould shove that steak he was gazing at so fondly down his throat.
ooc: Short posts bring my muse back to life very slowly.DERP!
Post by Phugsius Charadus on Jul 15, 2009 16:00:14 GMT -5
Phugsius now knew the wierdo that accosted him in such a strange manner. His head still tilted down toward his plate. His look suddenly changed from awkward and scared to a little smug. The boy looked into this Acanthus' eyes with a grin on his face.
"So why did you really come over here Mr. D'Aubigne? I assume it's not because you're looking to get into my pants, right?"
Post by Acanthus D'Aubigne on Jul 15, 2009 16:08:38 GMT -5
Acanthus Oh, why that does indeed tickle my fancy!'d. The boy's demeanor changed as soon as he mentioned his name. He had a feeling the boy knew who he was. He spoke, gently.
"Haha, no. Why do you think I came over here, boy?"
Post by Phugsius Charadus on Jul 15, 2009 16:18:05 GMT -5
"Well to be honest, sir, I have no clue. Your intentions are a mystery to me. I just like to know names before I worry about whatever business they bring. It's a habit I picked up a few years ago. So what DO you want from me?" The boy took a bite of steak and watched the man across from him warily.
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