Padding into the vast Feasting Hall with a semi-crazed look on her face, Keena looked around for a place to sit. Since it was dinner time in the summer, she still had her choice of seats, but it was still fun to choose... vair... VAIRY... carefully.
With her feet bare and getting rather chilled, Keena had to pick quickly and leaped (literally) to the first mostly open table she saw.
A serious nod accompanied by pursed lips and crinkled eyebrows was the only greeting the few people around her got. A couple rolled their eyes and laughed with a small "Hello" and a couple just ignored her and tried not to laugh.
"OH HAI!" She said with a wave after a couple of these serious nods. "Time for CAKE! Well... maybe sushi? DEN CAKE!" Keena was serious about the cake. But sushi sounded tempting, too.
And then it all appeared before her and she ate some sushi along with some fruit, all done at ridiculously fast speeds. She was determined to get to the cake.
"Man, you know who slow is?" She said, mixing up words in her head and giggling as she did so. "Criss is slooooow." As she was playing, Keena was waving her chopsticks around where they were held in her left hand.
All her motions were over exaggerated. Turning again to look for her sissy, Keena stood up on her section of the long bench and began to yell. "MAAAARRRRRRRCOOOOOO!" She bellowed, waiting for the reply call.
"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Criss cried as she came skidding into the hall at high speed. She crashed into the door, scuttled to her feet, and ran headlong towards her sister.
"Hai hai zeebah-rabbit!" She smiled cheerfully as she plopped onto the bench, ignoring the now massive amounts of giggles. Her plate piled itself with tasty wheat dinner rolls with butter, and a large bowl of miso ramen.
Criss shoveled the food in within minutes and started on the cake before her sister.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M AHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Criss squealed, slapping at one of her sister's 'zeebah-rabbit ears' to have fun as she dug into her cake.
"Kanga-Monkie is eating zeebah-rabbit's CAKE!" Criss giggled as she finished off her second slice and shoved a fork in her sister's cake, taking one, and only one, bite.. just to mess with her newfound zeebah-rabbit companion.
Criss finished off another slice and grinned evilly at her sister.
Out of playful spite, once Crissi-chan joined the race for the cake, Kee-san began to eat very slowly. She took careful bites and chewed very properly, sighing and rolling her eyes as she did so.
Underneath the table, her foot was tapping like mad, but she liked driving her sissy crazy. "Crissi, you'll choke," Keena said with another eyeroll as Criss shoved about half a cake in her mouth at once.
Finally not able to take it anymore, Keena dropped her chopsticks and picked up a fork, beginning to eat a delectable piece of carrot cake. It was SOOOOO GOOOOOD! So she ate two pieces. The big pieces. Oh well, there would be more, there was always more!
"Yum carrot cake!" She exclaimed happily, bouncing a little in her seat. She grinned at her younger sister and opened her mouth, revealing half-chewed cake. "Nomm NOMMM!" she grumbled as she chewed.
With a final swallow, Kee was done. "Yum done! Zeebah-rabbit equals full!" She declared to the table with a grin.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW SEA-FOOD!" Criss giggled, the last word coming out more like "see-fu".
"OMNOM...NOM.....NOM..AHHHHHH.. NOMMMMM!" Criss shouted back, revealing her own carrot cake, and the last of her four slices. She was done for the night. Or, for now at least. Her stomach really was an amazing vacuum at times.
"Good good, zeebah-rabbit needs full to play with Kanga-Monkie, si?" Criss bounced in her own seat, now full and sugared up. But something somewhat unexpected happened. The 'normal' food she just ate made her very sleepy. She was, after all, still only fourteen. She was full, it was late, and she was getting tired.
Criss blinked her eyes a little bit, trying to fight the feeling, and ended up making her eyes look like saucers behind her hot-pink frames. She picked up a roll from the table and shoved it into her mouth, holding onto it with her teeth, half sticking out. It was sure to make Keena giggle, and that would be what kept Criss going until they reached the dorm room.
Criss looked down at the roll, her eyes crossing as a result, and asked "Nani..?" as if wondering how the roll had gotten there. She gave it a very strange look and then faked panicking, like she couldn't get the roll out of her mouth no matter how hard she tugged.
Swift footsteps pattered throughout the Feasting Hall. A rustling green dress blistered through the air at [nearly] the speed of light.
Someone was coming.
A very angry, short someone.
"KONO KUSOBAKAYAROUTACHIME!" The terror-inducing voice roared through the hall, blasting food and people and small livestock and buildings away from the source. "NANI YATTEN NO YO!?" Flames erupted out of goblets of wine and juice. "DAREGA KOKO DE KEEKI WO TABETE II'TE ITTANDESUKA?!" Storm clouds burst into life above the poor duo who were the victims of this midget's massive rage.
Red and green eyes narrowed in anger at the two. How dare they? The owner of the mismatched eyes spoke again. "IMASUGU KOKOKARA DETEKAN TO OMOI'KIRI OSHIOKI SHIMASUDESUYO!" The rage could be felt in the air as wind seemed to flare out from the extremely short professor. What did she teach, again? Was it...
The bite of cake that was about to be placed in Keena's mouth fell off her fork as the little teacher came into the room, screaming just about as loud as Crissi-chan was.
"WHAT HAPPENNNNNNNNNN!?" Keena yelled back, choking back a giggle as she did so. She accidentally left out the "ed" on the end of the word, but who cares, right? English was a silly language anyway, which made it more fun for her and her dear little sissy to speak.
Just then, the owls began flying in and Keena spotted her father's owl and smiled-- something from her family! The owl swooped near and knocked something against Keena's head, but her attention had already turned back to the screaming professor, so Kee barely noticed. Typical Keena.
Standing back up on her seat, Keena watched the little professor with curiosity... what did Professor Desu teach again?
"OI!" Once again, with the yelling... "NANDE SOKO DE TATTE DAMA'TE MITERUN DESU!? HAYO DETEKE'TE I'TADESUYO!?" She tapped her left foot impatiently. "Ima sugu detekan to.. futari de nijyu'pointo torimasu desuyo..." Perhaps she had finally calmed down?
"...Nani?!!?" Criss sat upright as the little screaming thing came running at her and her sister. This midget was giving her a run for her money. That wasn't going to happen...
Criss spat out the roll and uncrossed her eyes. "NANII!?!?!?!? WHAT YOU CALL ME, MIDGET!?" Criss was mad now. And awake again. Bad combo. Nobody screamed at her and her sister like that! Just after the owl hit Kee-san's head with a package, Criss scooped it up and grabbed her sister's hand. This short freak was about to do something mean and Criss wouldn't be there for it.
Criss ran, her sister flying behind her (she still had a grip on her wrist), after she threw some poppers at the psycho witch behind them. She'd also left a few nice presents behind... One being a nice little M80. Criss grinned evilly, some frosting still left on her cheek, and..
"Ka-boom.." Criss grinned and watched the fireworks explode at the teacher's feet.
"LESS GO SISSY! CMON!!!" Criss hopped like a good little kanga-monkie out of the doorway. She stopped, poked her head back in, and stuck her tongue out at the professor before running for the stairs, laughing wildly.
Snapping back to reality as Crissi screamed back at the little teacher, Keena felt herself being tugged to the earth and she jumped down. As the explosion blasted at the teacher's feet, Keena squealed happily and leaped excitedly into the air, her attention fully back on the situation at hand.
"WEEEEEE-HAHAAAAA!" she screamed happily. "KYAAAAAA LET'S GOO!"
Fleeing the scene, Keena passed up her sister who had turned back to stick her tongue out at the angry teacher. "COME ON, COME ON!" she exclaimed as she began to ascend up the nearest staircase.
"Anyone who wants caaaaaaake, go to the Halllll!" she yelled as she slowed to a skip. Already from her mind was the situation downstairs, and Keena just began to skip around the hallway trying to figure out what she wanted to do next... and almost hoping she wouldn't get into trouble.
Teagan Offline: This board is full of nostalgia.
Aug 22, 2020 8:39:09 GMT -5
Missing the old MH: gotta say missing when MH and all that was around.
Nov 6, 2019 0:02:30 GMT -5
Willow_lazy: why tf are there 400 posts about adidas
Sept 6, 2018 17:35:57 GMT -5
Azrael: I'm not hard to find, since I'm the only one there who goes by "Azzy", I'm pretty sure. XD
Feb 10, 2018 16:44:41 GMT -5
Azrael: Dunno if anyone still pops by here from time to time, but if any of you mofos do and still feel like gettin' yo nerd on, I've been hanging around this here place a bunch recently: www.roleplayerguild.com/
Feb 10, 2018 16:44:10 GMT -5
Azrael: hold onto your pantaloons
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