Post by Morgan Pendragon on Jan 10, 2008 22:09:03 GMT -5
MORE! As always, I did not make these up (I'm not that funny or creative). I found these on Youtube. link
I must not conjure the words "Drink Me" onto any of the potion vials in Snape's classroom.
When battling Death Eaters, I must not lift my wand into the sky and shout "There can be only ONE!"
I will not hum my own personal spy music when walking down the hallway.
Albus Dumbledore's proper title is Headmaster, not "My Liege".
I am not the Defense Against Boring Classes Professor. (though, I'd like to be)
The giant squid is not an appropriate date to school functions.
I will not use Slytherin and Griffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my professors.
I will not ask that old episodes of 'The X-Files' be used as 'Auror Training Videos'
Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying: 'The library is closed for an indefinate time period' amusing in any sense.
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact to draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
Asking 'How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?' and then walking away is only funny the first time.
It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed, and I will not attempt to disprove this theory...No matter how wicked the results would be.
If asked in a class what the Avada Kedavra Curse does, yelling, "It does DEATH!" may be correct, but it is not an approriate response.
When being interrogated by a member of the staff, it is not funny to wave my hand in a mystical manner and say, "These are not the droids you're looking for."
I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Lord Voldemort.
"OMGWTF" is not a spell.
I am not to introduce the concept of 'paintballing' to Peeves.
I will not sing "Badger Badger Badger" during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
I will not yell "Believe it...or not" after any of Dumbledore's speeches.
My name is not 'The Dark Lord Happy-Pants' and I am not to sign my papers as such.
I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of 'Knights of the Round Table'.
I am not to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day
I am not Xena: Warrior Princess, and I shall not use my war cries to announce my entrance into any classroom.
It is not necessary to yell "BAMF!" every time I apparate.
It's a BAD IDEA to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.s
I will not put muggle fairy tale books in the reference section of the library.
There is not now, nor has there ever been a fifth house of Hogwarts. I am not a member of said house, nor am I its founder.
Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the ghosts and poltergeists.
I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
I am not allowed to make lightsaber noises with my wand.
I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween.
"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
Haha "these are not the droids you are looking for" XD I just watched that movie. I love the things not to do at hogwarts. If I went there.... I'd do them all. and probably be expelled XP
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