Post by Finnegan Darby on Aug 18, 2012 3:44:46 GMT -5
The blond shook his head, causing his shockingly yellow hair to flutter out and land in a mess not unlike that of a haystack. "Duh, Cyan," he intoned, looking disappointed. "Duh. Pretty sure I'm failing this 'Tranny Fig' you speak of, so how could I do stuff like that, huh?" Man, freakin' Cyan. "Lay off the drugs, man, maybe you'll be able to catch up."
No matter how close they were, Finny refused to support Cyan's drug habit. Like, man, that was just bad.
Wait, what? Cyan was leaving?
"NO, WAIT." The 'puff revved up like some foreign sports car, reaching 0-Cyan in less than one second. "You can't go, Cy. You need to, uh...."
He thought very hard for a moment about what Cyan had to stay for.
"...Stay so I can make sure you fail this class and Slytherin won't win!"
Yes, the truth was always best, just like mother said.
It was not "tranny fig," obviously, and Cyan opened his mouth to correct Finny on these detail before he stopped and he thought and he pictured things that no one should probably ever picture.
He closed his mouth, tilting his head and looking hard at Mr. Finnegan Darby.
As a chick, what would Finny look like?
Starting with the breasts, they might be large or small but nothing in-between (Finny was never average). Regardlessly, they'd probably be really perky, and Finny wasn't the type to wear a bra unless forced. Bouncy, too, since he was always full of life and never stopped moving. His hair would probably be a little longer, too. Not too long 'cause he--er, she--would still be lazy. Probably just shoulder-length and flared out.
Cyan tilted his head slightly in the other direction.
Blond hair, bright blue eyes, always wearing a smile and getting into Cyan's personal space... Jumping on him and groping him and tackling him all the time... Of course, he'd wear tight and revealing or so baggy that it was even more revealing kinds of clothing all the time... Then, all the jumping and lack of shame and--
Cyan blushed.
Okay. Weird place. Not going there again.
But seriously, maybe he should draw that 'cause the idea was really tough to envision alone...
The poor slytherin realized he'd been quiet for an unreasonably long time, and he'd missed THE ENTIRETY of everything Finny said after "tranny fig."
"I-I'm sorry," he said with a shake of his head, curly hair bouncing. "What'd you say?"
«Call a friend, call Cyan.» «Cyan - play it!» «Things go better with Cyan.» «Food or Cyan? I'll have Cyan.» «Cyan is a female force. «I want Cyan and I want it now.» «Oh my gods, it's a Cyan.» - Courtesy of www.sloganizer.net/en/ -
Post by Finnegan Darby on Aug 19, 2012 17:41:18 GMT -5
Cyan appeared to space out, staring at him. Finny stared back, nonplussed as Finny ever got. Cyan was probably thinking of terrible things, he decided. Definitely some xxx-thought action right there. Man, what a freak.
Abruptly, his dark-haired companion seemed to snap out of it. His cheeks turned red.
"WELL," said Finny, indignant. "If you hadn't been off fantasizing about doing dirty things to me, you would know."
Sniffing haughtily, the Hufflepuff flounced over to his transfigured dog-thing.
"C'mon, Poopy," he said, with a glare directed at Cyan. "We're leaving."
Seeing as Cyan had no complaints there, he merely shrugged the ends of his fingers into his pockets and waited for the nuisances to leave and stop distracting him from his homework.
«Call a friend, call Cyan.» «Cyan - play it!» «Things go better with Cyan.» «Food or Cyan? I'll have Cyan.» «Cyan is a female force. «I want Cyan and I want it now.» «Oh my gods, it's a Cyan.» - Courtesy of www.sloganizer.net/en/ -
Post by Finnegan Darby on Aug 19, 2012 18:02:46 GMT -5
Finny scowled. Wasn't this the part where Cyan pleaded him to stay? Gosh darn it.
Tossing his head, the blond failure hopped on board his oversized monster of a dog. "Away, Poopy, away!"
He wasn't about to leave Cyan without something to remember him by, though. As the dog-thing galumphed away, Finny pulled out his rarely-seen wand and neatly transfigured the still-remaining rabbit into a snake.
Actually, there was nothing neat about it. The resulting horror still had patches of fur and floppy ears.
"Byyyyee, Cyan!" shouted the somehow triumphant Hufflepuff as he disappeared from the dungeon.
And then, from the stairs above, came one last resounding cry:
The initial nuisance had gone, but something ridiculously large and horrible and atrocious had replaced the cute little rabbit.
Cyan screamed.
Tode, still on the back of the slipper-turned-rabbit-turned-serpent, wisely did not move from his/her/its perch--which was good since Cyan couldn't save him against this threat. The snake was as thick as a good-sized human thigh and could possibly even kill a person. It resembled an anaconda.
Cyan had zero combat skills.
The snake hissed as its rabbit ears flopped and clumps of fur stuck out of its scales awkwardly.
Tode's double eyelids blinked from his/her/its now very high perch. Man. Honestly, it preferred riding the back of a rabbit so much better than this. Maybe the snake wouldn't notice?
Unfortunately, all of Tode's hopes were for naught... The serpent felt the pressure on its back and turned to face the uncomfortable nuisance with the mind of a snake.
Tode froze.
The serpent directed its lidless slit eyes at the toad and opened its mouth.
"TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!" yelped Cyan, even taking a half-step toward the monster of his nightmares.
With the last moment of Tode's life, Tode made a desperate leap off and away from the reptilian horror before the mouth of the beast soon encompassed him, and his light was cut off forevermore.
«Call a friend, call Cyan.» «Cyan - play it!» «Things go better with Cyan.» «Food or Cyan? I'll have Cyan.» «Cyan is a female force. «I want Cyan and I want it now.» «Oh my gods, it's a Cyan.» - Courtesy of www.sloganizer.net/en/ -
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