Post by Professor O'Conner on Nov 28, 2010 18:16:18 GMT -5
Ashelle was glad that wench had left but she couldn't help ducking when the demon came in. However it appeared the demon didn't wish to harm the class so much as it wished to deliver a kiss to Professor Cobalt.
How weird thought Ashelle. She quickly got back up and turned back to Ryo as if nothing had happened and smiled at him waiting for an answer to her question.
Post by Nadia Fairchild on Nov 28, 2010 18:35:13 GMT -5
Nadia walked into class late, past some angry chick cursing a blue streak, but whe she got in the room and saw the pandemonium, she walked straight back out again.
Post by Felix I. Genero on Nov 28, 2010 23:11:32 GMT -5
[[OOC: RP Roulette ftw. #12 = Opposite Day.]]
Felix totally just got bitch slapped.
It wasn’t like it hurt, physically that is, it only just… just hurt him inside. Just a little. Felix didn’t even like Layne. Sure, she was cute… and had pretty sweet brightly colored hair. (It was like whatever that bird was that lured its mate in with a pretty display of random dazzling colors.) I mean, Layne really didn’t listen to anyone… she was like, an awesome rebel of society. She broke all the rules. That was totally hot in Felix’s book.
Ew. Who uses books nowadays anyway?
Back to reality: that totally cool cute chick with the pretty hair? Yeah. She just totally rejected you. She was right to. Felix was an ‘insignificant little shithead’ who was a ‘pretentious asshole’. He didn’t have any friends. He didn’t know any magic. He was a failure. He was totally arrogant, haughty, supercilious, conceited douchebag. (He didn’t even know what those words even meant. Who the heck uses supercilious any more?) He was like one of those gross muggle creatures. He couldn’t even make French toast.
But on the plus side, a hot chick touched him. SCORE.
Oh. Sparky was trying to tell him something. Sparky was like the prof or something. Dude, Sparky was awesome. He was a teacher, right? He had to be, like, wicked smart. Felypie tuned in just when Sparky was saying something about ‘Run after her and save her, or whatever you do … I would hate to see a... A happy couple b-broken up’. Heh. Happy couple? Felix imagined Layne hugging him. Her cool multicolored hair probably smelled like starburst. Or skittles. Or maybe…. STARBURST FLAVORED SKITTLES!
Totally worth running after.
“Dude. Prof Sparkles. You’re totally right. I gotta chase after her.”
Entirely abandoning his kitchenette, Felix started to walk over to his desk to get his bag.
Then a demon thing totally just walked into the class and kissed Sparky.
Naturally, Felix fainted. Falling face down into an egg soaked loaf of bread. Entirely unconscious.
/RP Roulette
goddamn gigantic-ass image resized by orca. you're welcome.
Post by Ryoko Kanagawa on Nov 29, 2010 0:28:53 GMT -5
"Yeah, I can..." but he cut himself off as he felt his grip on reality slip.
Oh God, the world just went to hell in a handbasket. A fucking DEMON waltzed into the room and kissed Professor Dumbass and said have a nice day. A random Lion just popped in just to leave faster than pre-badass Phugs did from a thread. And Felix had just lost like 150 IQ points. The FUCK?! And why the fuck was Ryo using fuck like fucking Layne Larkin? Damn, that was a lot of mental profanity but it seemed to fit. Ash and Layne were appearently the only sane people in the whole fucking room. Err, damn room. Shit, what the hell was going on?!
He turned to Ashelle, "What the fuck just happened? I blink and everyone goes batshit insane!" Ryo breathed hard a few times to calm down. Wait a minute... Was it him or was his outburst strangely high pitched? What was going on? To his dismay, he noticed the room was suddenly larger. What was this? Alice in Wonderland? He sighed. Nothing seemed to make any sense. He peered over the sink and noticed in a particularly shiny part of it he looked younger. Like 9 or 10 kind of young. Trying not to get a completely different kind of headache, he added the ingredients and milk and motioned for Ashelle to whisk. What a class huh?
Post by Micha Volkov on Dec 1, 2010 19:31:19 GMT -5
They should not have trusted Lorraine, it seemed. Disbelief showed momentarily on Micha's face as the girl proceeded to ruin their assignment, turning what could have been a perfect recipe of French Toast into sloppy pancake-looking things.
Gabriel, however, didn't seem to mind, instead laughing about the whole thing and moving in to help the blonde fix it. Micha relaxed, and gave him an approving look. The more time she spent with the boy, the more and more he got on her good side: an action more or less impossible these days.
Then, pandemonium happened.
Micha simply stared, then looked back to her group, eyes unblinking. "With all that, I do not think we have to worry about our grade," the Slytherin commented wryly, and moved forward to help Lorraine with removing the bread.
Post by Professor O'Conner on Dec 2, 2010 20:14:29 GMT -5
With the ingredients securely in the bowl Ashelle whisked dutifully till they were all well mixed in. Then she picked up the bread and opened it, but then put it down again.
"Do we put the pan on first? I forgot that part, for a moment. I'll dip the bread I guess. I've never used a Muggle stove, last thing I want to do is burn the room to ash, after all the effort Mr. Cobalt put into it."
Still even she knew that mixing and putting bread in the egg wasn't much for cooking - grade wise. So she took out the frying pan and put it on the stove, hoping Ryo would know how to summon the fire without killing them.
Post by Ryoko Kanagawa on Dec 3, 2010 1:41:44 GMT -5
Ryo bowed, "Forgive me, I was a little overwhelmed."
He watched as Ashelle mixed the batter and dipped the bread. All that was left was cooking it.
He laughed at her comment, "Oh no, blowing up the room wouldn't do at all. I'm afraid a muggle stove would likely explode if we don't be careful."
He added that last statement as a useful note since at least in Ryo's mind, explosions were worse than most fires.
He walked over the stove (which was now barely shorter than him) and turned the knob over to "lite" and it made a loud ticking noise. "As you can see, I turned this knob to the lite position so the gas will ignite kind of like a muggle version of incendio. If it doesn't light soon, I will shut it off for a moment so we don't get a dangerous gas buildup."
It ticked a bit longer and then small blue flames came to life. He kept it low and turned to his partner, "Now you may put on the pan. Some people light after placing the pan but I like to know for sure the flames are on."
Teagan Offline: This board is full of nostalgia.
Aug 22, 2020 8:39:09 GMT -5
Missing the old MH: gotta say missing when MH and all that was around.
Nov 6, 2019 0:02:30 GMT -5
Willow_lazy: why tf are there 400 posts about adidas
Sept 6, 2018 17:35:57 GMT -5
Azrael: I'm not hard to find, since I'm the only one there who goes by "Azzy", I'm pretty sure. XD
Feb 10, 2018 16:44:41 GMT -5
Azrael: Dunno if anyone still pops by here from time to time, but if any of you mofos do and still feel like gettin' yo nerd on, I've been hanging around this here place a bunch recently: www.roleplayerguild.com/
Feb 10, 2018 16:44:10 GMT -5
Azrael: hold onto your pantaloons
Jul 25, 2016 5:16:43 GMT -5